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The spaceship landed. An alien emerged.
"Hi," it said. "Um. I wrote a note, but..."
It held out a crate of plums.
"For your ice box. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Please help

Someone just stole my bag in Paris with my only estradiol

Does anyone here have estradiol or anything they could share with me???

I’m in a total panic

Please help please retoot

Thank you so much

@hummingrain Nar already owns me. the kitten's just renting my body. ;) as for whether it's worth it... *today* my back doesn't hurt, so today it'll probably be worth it. tomorrow, though, Razi may have to just nap on the cat tree and deal with it. XD

having to flatten myself out while on the computer to keep the kitten from sliding off my chest is giving me some severe lower back pain issues. :| but the kitten is happy....

financial need, immediate, boost me? 

Specific amounts that I need today:

$55 to pay for therapy.

$7.29 to pay for dawnfeast (it's like breakfast, but earlier >_> )

$165 to pay for storage unit so my stuff doesn't get thrown into the street.

If you can spare a dollar or two, literally anything helps.

I use Simple Banking, which allows instant, free transfers.
I'd prefer to use LiberaPay (see liberapay.com/jakimfett/ )

GoFundMe takes...days to process, unfortunately.
gofundme.com/tessa-survival/

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Just popped open a #Warcraft character I hadn't played in a portfolio or Github account? #jobsearch

@Leucrotta actually... on second thought, I think I'm not really up for socializing today, and probably shouldn't push it. :] have fun, and I hope I get a chance to see you again before you're off!

@Aradia@mastodon.social @zebratron2084 goddammit now I want cake. AND I HAVE NO CAKE.

@Leucrotta *ponders* hm... if you'd be willing to pick me up on the way, I'd be interested in hanging out, in a low-key, not-chatty, playing-with-my-phone kinda way. :D

Visiting a house with a corgi puppy is a bit like being around a very orally focused, furry Elijah Wood. *sad big eyed expression * I will take the Ring to Mordor though I do not know the way. *sniffs everything * *chews*

UK action 

via Discord -- for anyone in UK:

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Tomorrow, there’ll be a debate in UK Parliament on whether to ban online platforms used by sex workers, inspired by Trump’s FOSTA/SESTA legislation. While the tories leading the debate claim that it will combat trafficking, it definitely will harm sex workers, creating further risk.

You can use this online form to write to your MP, to ask them to speak up against such legislation.
Via our friends at SCOT-PEP.

scotpep.eaction.org.uk/postcod

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sleepy purring kitten on my chest, I think it's time for me to do the sleepy thing myself. gnight rawrrr. <3 dream well, my dears.

Hey all, if you need writing, editing, tech support, or some bizzaro combination of any and/or all of them, I'm open for clients! See www.scrivian.com

Whoever sent me €5, which I assume is for the work I've been doing with this fork stuff, thank you so much! 💞

If anyone else want to help sponsor a massage ($50), buy me a pizza ($5), buy us a week of fresh veges ($10), or any spare change for the work I did during June, you can find my PayPal here:

Paypal.me/kinkymal

Thank you for your consideration 💞

Boosts are welcome too 💞

#TipYourFriends

2018 we go on the worst days of the GAY Foundation which is not muted. If I mute this thread and someone will relocate to work is anything besides stubborn unanimous action that is uhhhhKevin Party? have you seen Kevin Party? that looks like little change but feels like it came from Gaypow

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