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Harry Potter: The Last Jedi
(I'm 95% sure somebody's already written this)

*faves own toot*
>_______>
*removes fave, hopes nobody notices*

@chr@cybre.space Harry Potter and the Eaters of the Dead

@kara_dreamer@witches.town @chr@cybre.space *cracking up helplessly*

@kara_dreamer@witches.town "Harry Potter's A-Z Thesaurus"

"Harry Potter's Encyclopedia of Needlework"

"Harry Potter and Cat Wrangling Made Easy"

hmmmm

@Angle@witches.town fwiw basic sewing is SUPER EASY. sewing so that repairs 1. are strong enough to withstand repeated use 2. don't cause the fabric to bunch/pull uncomfortably 3. don't look like godawful hackjob repairs is SUPER HARD. I can do basic hand-sewing, but after a few hideous attempts I won't even try to do repair-sewing. though I could sew on a patch, and use bright contrast embroidery floss to make it look intentionally hacky! like the patches on my bag, which I will post a pic of sometime. XD

@kara_dreamer@witches.town @Jacel @vahnj hrrrm. season 3 was about when I got re-engaged with B5 and started really enjoying it, so maybe I'm the target audience for that? we'll see! XD

Fun fact: as of November 21, it will be 12 years since the last time a top human chess player won against a top computer chess player (Ruslan Ponomariov vs. Deep Fritz). Since then, the best a human has been able to do is force a draw.

Since then, chess computers have advanced far enough that cell phones can support chess software sufficient to defeat a human grandmaster.

Yes, Google Uses Its Power To Quash Ideas It Doesn't Like

gizmodo.com/yes-google-uses-it

I asked the Google people if I understood correctly: If a publisher didn’t put a +1 button on the page, its search results would suffer? The answer was yes. ..

I published a story headlined, “Stick Google Plus Buttons On Your Pages, Or Your Search Traffic Suffers,” ..

I was told by my higher-ups at Forbes that Google representatives called them saying that the article was problematic and had to come down.

@Jacel @vahnj me toooooo. probably going to do that tomorrow. ;_____;

maybe schadenfreude? there's probably a German word for this 

every once in a while, when I'm feeling kinda down about my life, I go to the Captain Awkward forums and read a thread that's just like "HOLY HELLFIRE, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING UP WITH THIS, WHAT EVEN IS THIS MESS," and my life slides neatly into perspective for the actually pretty awesome thing it actually is. :D

foodcrime 

yes this is literally just three scoops of ice cream on a bowl of blackberries I picked in my back yard.
awoo.space/media/sixfANuxE_7LR

it's always hilarious seeing a crow fledgling trying to deal with a peanut in the shell for the first time. "I know there's food in here... how does it... can I open it here?? it's not... HOW DOES THIS EVEN" there's a lot of flapping and pecking and frustrated grumbling. <3

If you like the Silicon Dawn tarot deck, this is the same artist/author.

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Hey, if you want to read a comic featuring dragon ladies and lesbian robots that's stunningly drawn and pushes the boundaries of the medium, go check out Decrypting Rita.

egypt.urnash.com/rita/chapter/

to-do list 

woot woot (! = DONE)

! go to store
! clean catboxes
* shower
! lunch food
! light fridge cleanup
! take out trash
* take out recycling (dammit I forgot AGAIN)
* start packing list
! Tarot reading

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*dental emergency*
So I think I posted about this when it happened but one of my molars broke in half and fell out and now I'm in daily pain and need it removed but can't afford it. I made a YouCaring, would appreciate this post being boosted! If anyone wants to contribute, that'd be great, also I have squarecash: ($vicentevalentino)

Thank you!!

youcaring.com/vicentevalentino

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