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@starkatt now I'm snickering over the panoply of geographical features that would be improved with the addition of "ass"
assbutte
assplain (DO I EVEN HAVE TO ASSPLAIN THIS ONE /is slapped)
assmountain
asspass
asscanyon
assriver
assswamp (although I think that's just how a snake says "a swamp")
assprairie
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@starkatt wait are we talking an asscanal here or what
(I am snickering way too much about this omg)
@noelle she works at Starbucks now.
@starkatt that's the USB port installed in one's buttcrack? :D
@starkatt "assport"
@noelle LOOOOOLLLL
"Related to the decontextualized Mason jar, the wine bottle has become the de facto symbol of the cultural life of exurban mothers. Instead of actually recycling wine bottles, many people instead inscribe them with the words “love” or “home,” presumably because they love wine, and have consumed too much of it to know where they are anymore." https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/pinterest-farmhouse-idea-fails
Fun fact: the style of #brutalism has almost nothing to do with the English word "brutal". It's from Le Corbusier's "béton brut" - "raw concrete".
@Miffy @Metaph@scalie.business I would argue *everything* would be better with dragons. *firm nod*
@Siphonay the difference between bird and birb, etc https://mastodon.social/media/Rz6VMvtXwPa_t203SsY
@kara_dreamer@witches.town I'm planning to open a second account specifically for magic/woo stuff myelf; I was hoping to use dragon.style, but I think that instance development has stalled out. I still want a dragon.style account, but if I want something to mess with sooner, occult.camp is looking appealing.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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