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soylent, captilism 

@a_breakin_glass @chosafine@instance.business if I could get non-gross-techbro "meal replacement" things that were guaranteed to be actually relatively healthy and have the nutrients I need and not make my stomach rebel, I'd drink them *regularly*. I know my diet sucks, partially because of IBS, and something like soylent would actually help a lot if it was tasty, nutritious, and didn't hit the IBS spots. though I know that's kind of a big ask. XD

cribbed from @Soreth --Transition Goals:
* anodized titanium feathers
* internal cold fusion battery
* fully functional flight capability
* big sharp teeth/claws
* breath weapon (fire is acceptable)
* oh heck just give me the dragon starter package and let me mod it a little

@guerrillarain There's no such thing as too many books

"But you can't eat books"

The brain sure does

it's bright enough outside that I've put up the half-sheet across the window to reduce screen glare on my computer for the first time since August. o____o

okay, had a foodbit, am now very very sleepy, goodnight awrrooo <3 dream well, lovelies

introspective selfie, eye contact 

@mawr *yes*. I'm now kind of tempted to do a similar picture with my glasses/necklace/earrings/wristbands, but... eek.

Trauma, Pet Death Reference 

@hummingrain much, much empathy. and yeah, sometimes I get up in the middle of the night having "heard something weird" and go and check on the cats (and the Spouse) Just In Case, because... yeah. much, much empathy. :|

@JulieSqveakaroo yes you did! and I'm glad you did, that sounds... eeeek. o____o

*looks at u with intense and determined eyes*

@vahnj I kinda got into it today, but I kept it calm and behind cut tags, and now it's out of my system and I'm done and probably won't get involved again for another month or so at least. :P <3

@frameacloud @mallaidh@witches.town @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town *ded of lol*

@cute_weeds I love Obvious Plant, I wish they had a Mastodon account, I'd follow it in an instant

@hummingrain well I guess... the knees would be a nonbinary jeans location? XD

It's called Walrus Chalk, It's made from shaving cream and Ambien. Found this dude in a kiddie pool naked except for a polyester blindfold giving himself a tattoo of a cow for every burger he ever ate.

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