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silly dream 

but then the people who owned the giant pig didn't want it back (yet) for Reasons, and I protested that I didn't have anywhere permanent to keep it and it was disrupting my job, which involved turning a handle regularly for a long time.

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silly dream 

I dreamed that I found two birds that I identified as magpies and another creature that I initially identified as a turkey wandering around my yard. the turkey had a sign on it, which I took for a collar and attempted to read. turns out the turkey (now a turkey *vulture*) belonged to some people over on the east coast, so probably the magpies did too. so I rounded them up and put them in a pen, by which time the turkey/vulture was a huge pig, and the magpies were kittens (of course)

OH HEY Y'ALL does anybody (in the Seattle-esque area) know how to sew buttons on coats and is willing to do so, possibly in exchange for HUMAN CASH MONIES or OTHER FORMS OF RECOMPENSE? I can provide the buttons, the coat, entertainment while doing the thing, lunch, and stuff. eeeeeee (<--pre-caffineated brain-squeaking)

anyway I think it's time for sleep now. gnight awoo. <3

Speaking of which, I'm unemployed. Anyone got any need for a coder? I need to pay my bills somehow

“Man this website is great but I sure wish the President were here.”
- No one

White European people can learn something about the diversity of the concept of gender roles and gender in general from the native peoples of North America.

Here's a start: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-spir

I'm still poor and jobless and disabled. I'm sorry to keep passing this around. Still trying desperately to turn things around. Having a real bad day (PTSD abuse triggers re: veteran's day) Anything helps. Love y'all.

youcaring.com/vicente-972998

cash.me/$vicentevalentino

paypal.me/vicenteValentino

Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Tennessee Butterscotch. It's made from grape jelly and shampoo.

us pol 

I don't think Putin is playing 4D chess. He's just using the basic stuff he learned as ex-KGB. But even if he's only playing Connect4, Trump is just sitting in the corner rolling a marble against the wall, so it still seems impressive by comparison.

Trump is the ugly friend that makes Putin look better.

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When a Discordian says thoughts and prayers, you know you're about to live in some interesting times.

It's well past time, I think, to allow users to customise their colour scheme here on Mastodon.

For accessibility, it is a must.

Some people need dark backgrounds. I need light ones. My eyes are old. My glasses are strong. It is far easier for me to read dark text on a light background than the converse.

I don't believe my preferences are right for everyone. But they are right for me.

Let's let people choose how they see Mastodon (without plug-ins).

Please.

After all the votes were counted EIGHT #trans people were elected to public office across the U.S.! Amazingly two of them to Minneapolis city council!
Congratulations to Stephe Koontz, Gerri Cannon, Phillipe Cunningham, and Raven Matherne!

(Lexie Cannes updated the article linked in the previous toot).

mastodon.social/media/Lp0Q3lOl

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@noelle that is a CREEPY GODDAMN LOOKING FISH. also that's *fascinating* omg

Magic Duels 

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town Spouse plays Magic Duels and was very appreciative of this tactic. XD

@electricplatypus @AdalwinAmillion I got halfway through Crucible of Gold and just couldn't make myself go any farther. it was getting to feel like the author was just constantly punishing Temeraire and Laurence, it felt almost abusive, and I had to stop. I'm thinking of trying again, now that (I think?) the series is concluded, so I can finish it up, but I'm not sure I can... >___<

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town I can provide a couch for the night, but I can't provide a ride, and we're far enough out that the extra distance/hassle to get here and then get to the airport in the morning might make it unfeasible. otoh from here it's a straight shot to the airport on public transportation; walk to Aurora Village, take the E to downtown, get on the light rail the rest of the way. let me know if you think this is workable. :/

@Aradia@mastodon.social @electricplatypus @Fuego @emanate of course! I'm mostly just asking if *any* exist, or are shown or directly talked about. I want to know if they *exist* in the Marvel continuity, in such a way that I could plausibly source one for my fanfic.

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