green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

dreamed that I was Sherlocking it up (that's a verb now), investigating a clinic where one employee had died and another was sick. the clinic was researching a palliative, not a cure, for diabetes, and I suspected that (at least) one of their employees was testing their formula on other employees without their knowledge or consent. I got the two co-owners in an interview room, proposed my theory, and of course they scoffed "oh that's absurd."

and now, I head sleepwards. goodnight awoo! <3

@Azure @icefox@octodon.social also if you feed them in the morning they function as a backup alarm system. Nar let me know it was time for me to get up by very delicately sticking a pawful of claws into my back, and then blinking innocently at me. of course this is usually about the time they get kicked out of the bedroom and the door closed. XD

@Kistaro I have envy! of the delicatessen and the ability to eat its products. enjoy meat pies for me! XD

@Gargron I'm in a third floor apartment with a fireplace. second-story fireplaces aren't too uncommon, really; it's basically just making another access port in a chimney.

okay I had chicken nuggets with honey-mustard sauce, made of honey mixed with spicy mustard, DON'T JUDGE ME

also I need to eat a thing. I'ma go forage in the kitchen

I don't believe the name "Trashwolf" wasn't taken on WrA. so now I have a worgen rogue called "Merrymaker Trashwolf" and I am loving it, shut up it's awesome

@TheOtherWesley@mastodon.art those are amazing! I almost want to start playing FR again so I can justify commissioning you. XD

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space yeah, I'll have to look around a bit. in a pinch I could just use boring buttons of the right size, but... blargh, y'know? *sigh*

@guerrillarain@witches.town *preens* ^____^

@guerrillarain@witches.town there are 8-bit game characters that are sexier than that long slice of spam. there are things in the unlit depths of the ocean that are sexier than his spray-cheese sucralose faux-windswept "tousle 'do" that probably cost more than I spend on everything combined in the average month. the sexiest thing he could possibly do would be to crawl into a live woodchipper.

@guerrillarain@witches.town oh that's what people were saying with "sexiest man alive." lol no. nnnooooooooooope not even a little bit. that's... not even... *siiiigh*

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space yeah. I'm not even sure where to go to get buttons; the one place I knew was an excellent source of beautiful buttons is gone (so gone that the building it used to be in has been demolished), leaving me with JoAnn's (which had a surprisingly crap selection of buttons, and where I got the buttons that don't work) or... the internet? /headdesk

@guerrillarain@witches.town welp you're gone. bye bye

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space WELP I TRIED. and then found out that the decorative buttons I bought don't have big enough holes for the embroidery needles I have to go through. 9____9 next step: GET SOME DAMN BUTTONS THAT WILL WORK. *gnargh arrgh*

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space I know but I need to motivate myself to leave the house while I can! I'll do it when I get back, promise(maybe) ;)