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another cool day before the horrible heat returns, and I intend to use it to Get! Things! Done! (not anything especially strenuous or exciting, really) right now I'm enjoying my morning cup of chai, mmm.

* go to store
* clean catboxes
* shower
* lunch food
* light fridge cleanup
* take out trash
* take out recycling
* start packing list
* Tarot reading

One of my fondest college memories is my #Astronomy professor telling us that stars group into galaxies, and galaxies group into galactic clusters, and galactic clusters group into galactic superclusters.

He paused.

"No," he said, before anyone spoke up, "as far as we know, superclusters don't group into galactic superduperclusters."

remembered a great little thing:

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym

It's very touching seeing all the people who help out others in times of need, like how people are doing for flood victims here in Texas.

If you can help or donate, please consider doing so.

❤ AWOO

Specifically trans help:

transadvocate.com/help-the-tra

For a lot of good links, CLICK BELOW:

npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/20

Medical examiner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Pee Wee Jeans. Found him naked in a basement screamin' 'The potpourri made me do it!'

hnnooooo I'm not going to get caught up here, sorry. @ me if you want me to see something. I am sooooo sleeeepy. I'm only staying upright now because I just ate lunchfood and trying to sleep immediately after eating is not a great idea.

I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USPS Enterprise, could someone sign for this package?

woke up too warm; waiting for stomach to settle before trying sleep again. wheeee this is the life

Dealers are callin' it Baseball Dinosaurs. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a swamp gettin' paid to tickle their auntie Mindy.

US Politics 

This is an amazing article.

"This Is Your Brain on Trump: Why I Can't Help Calling His Supporters the Fools That They Objectively Are"
alternet.org/news-amp-politics

ugh, I ill-advisedly wiped up some dust from my desktop, and now there's dust in the air and I keep sneezing and my eyes are burning. NOT THE BEST TIME FOR CLEANING I GUESS. :|

Petition to officially change the phrase "people are too easily offended these days" with "people are fucking sick of giving offensive shit a pass".

semi-dream surreal drug humor 

"They were smoking a joint laced with glitter and ground-up Lucky Charms marshmallows. Kids call it Sparklecharms."

alt-right, (+) 

Oh my god, it gets better: he was an middle-school assistant principal and got fired because of this.

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