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oh hey is it ? or something?

so hi be aware I'm mostly asexual. the full explanation is hideously complicated; the short version is "I usually prefer playing Scrabble."

food, self-care fail 

hrrrrrm. I should probably Eat A Thing before getting sucked back into playing Sims. :P

Discourse shitpost, plague inc 

@SuricrasiaOnline@instance.business​ appears to have expanded into pharmaceutical philanthropy. Bless you for researching the problem that plagues us all awoo.space/media/bANXTUCfgpHby

me: *sitting at computer making "ooooh" squeaks*
Spouse: *comes over to see what I'm looking at*
me: *shows baby axolotl video instagram.com/p/BacKJmUFxUn/ *
Spouse: .... yep, it's legit.

me: *burbles at Spouse about caching behavior in crows and squirrels for five minutes*
me: I have shared a science with you! I am pleased!
me: *preens*
Spouse: .... you're weird. and cute.
both: YAAAAAY

Fun fact: you can tell what animals the English nobility of the 11-12th centuries liked to eat because they have different names depending on whether you're talking about the animal (Old English-derived words) or the meat (French-derived words).

For instance, when you're talking about cattle, the animal is a "cow" (OE "cü"), but the meat is "beef" (Old French "buef/boef").

ugh "Fire Tonight," always makes me cry. the civil unrest song, lol

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yes I'm old. daaaaaaamn I haven't listened to this album in literal decades lol

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the correct answer to any problem is invariably: dragons yes

jazz is love. instead of diss tracks, jazz musicians write these beautiful pieces dedicated to each other and it's cute as hell culturally imo.

jazz culture is and always has been hacker culture, taking the tools and framework of a domain and building an entirely new world with them without anyone's permission or command

hey is there a bot that just posts pictures of cats and has a huge library? because I would follow that liek whoa

Nar just bit the tip of his tail hard enough to make himself yowl.

... I love my catdog. XD

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