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Kids are callin' it Filthy Pickles. She set a dumpster on fire behind a McDonald's and huffed the fumes until she saw tiny Scientologists crawlin' up her legs.

okay I need to stop poking the paper clip game and go to sleep. XD let's see how it does after I let it run overnight...

goodnight awoo!

paper clip game--stuff I don't understand 

what does quantum computing do? all it seems to do is eat my operations. and is the "strategic modeling" thing winnable initially, or do I have to wait for the strategies to become available?

printers are exempt from Moore's Law and are just as shitty and expensive now as they were in 1997

I'm not a dang traffic psychic. Use a fucking turn signal

well, I've had lunch, done a bit of writing (though not on the project I'm *supposed* to be working on, sorry Loki!), and my butt hurts from sitting on the hard seats here, so I'm heading home. tempted to get one more sweet chai for the road, but I have the same kind of sweet chai at home so I think not.

*clicks "go home" button on Sim portrait*

every "i'm bad and that's why things are bad and i deserve this" probably came from abusers' mouths first

and you deserve better than that

drugs 

one of the major canadian medical weed suppliers has a strain called 'boaty mcboatface' and just, wow talk about nailing it

in the back porch turf war between crows and squirrels, I'm always in favor of the crows. I like watching the crows, and try to feed them preferentially, but anything they can eat the squirrels can too. I don't know why I take the crows' side; part of it is my personal preference for birds in general, part is that I've always felt squirrels are just fluffy-tailed tree rats.

anyway, sleeptime for me. goodnightawoo! may your dreams be pleasant, or if not, at least entertaining and enlightening.

Lab says he OD'd on somethin' called Kaleidoscope Paste. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but some hot pink suspenders, strapped to a stuffed unicorn.

he's now staring and purring intensely at me, from two feet away, trying to make me get up and food him WITH THE POWERS OF HIS MIND and also purrs and staring.

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Nar has perched on the cat tree over my head. I looked up at him, he looked back, leaned towards me, and said "MWAAR trill prrp." translation: "IT IS FOOD TIME, HUMAN. MAKE FOR ME THE FOODS. also I love you."

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