green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

can we mirror riker googling to mastodon pls

hey the wonderful @Akatookey​ is getting gender affirmation surgery, consider tossing her some $$ to help her out!

https://www.youcaring.com/vidhyaaravind-991012

this photo will never get old ever https://cybre.space/media/dgxUuVqpg0P7tOh1fw0

the little-known wizard spell Wall of Sheep

fact of the day:

Sheb Wooley, the guy who wrote and recorded the 50's novelty hit "The Purple People Eater," also did ADR on an obscure Western known as "Distant Drums" and was responsible for uttering the scream that wound up being labled "man being eaten by an alligator."

you probably know it better as "the Wilhelm Scream."

i feel the hardest capitalist thing to de-internalize is the idea that the larger a company is the more reliable it is. that wal-mart is more trustworthy than a convenience store, that papa john's is cleaner by default than a local pizzeria. it's so ingrained but so false

Toxicology says she OD'd on somethin' called Chill Touchdown. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a yellow cummerbund, duct taped to a bagel.

i'm 9 rn https://computerfairi.es/media/ldHxfmASsNewEoXbS3I

Sometimes you find something good while cleaning out your downloads folder.

I still can't believe "milkshake duck" actually caught on as a term for someone who says racist things unprompted, since the reference is mostly inscrutable for someone who doesn't pay attention to twitter and that tweet in particular

Kids are callin' it Fuzzy Bar Fight. She set a dumpster on fire behind a dry cleaners and huffed the fumes until she thought it was rainin' spider monkeys.