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food, swearing 

okay downstairs neighbors I get that you really like bacon and cook it all the time, I also really like bacon and would cook it more except Reasons

but

after cooking bacon on a nearly daily basis for the last MANY MONTHS

I'd think you would eventually learn HOW TO NOT SET OFF THE FUCKING SMOKE ALARM

EVERY
GODDAMN
TIME

trans medical question 

A friend of mine was told she can't have SRS because she has sickle-cell disease that makes the surgery too risky. I wanted to know if anyone is aware of whether her medical team might be full of shit.

I'm not real great at med research. I haven't turned up anything.

also I just woke up from a nap that featured a pop/grunge song called "Don't Trust Yourself," and I still have the chorus stuck in my head. I can remember the tune, but not all of the words... aaaand I'm not sure I want to. :P

I walked past the bedroom and glanced in to see two shiny yellow discs, flashing in the darkness. <3 Nar. :)

home from volunteering, so damn tired I'm having to take multiple run-ups at spelling "volunteering." good day, nothing particularly exciting, and I'll do a writeup later today or tomorrow. <3

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town happy production day, hon! :D

tired: Late-stage capitalism

wired: Open mic Communism

inspired: Street theatre Anarchy

like 90% of our reason for wanting a roomba is to attach things to it to make it a self-activating cat toy. putting a big floppy dildo on it isn't that much of a stretch. and now I'm wondering if somebody's already done that and afraid to search YouTube

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today's Questionable Content has given me the phrase "pink haired dickroomba" and I'm not sure if it's a gift or a curse but I'm treasuring it anyway questionablecontent.net/view.p

I go into the bedroom, both the cats are on the bed--not *together*, they don't snuggle; Pooka's sitting up on one side, Nar curled into a ball on the other. I start petting Pooka 'cause he's closest. he takes a few seconds to warm up and start purring. but once he does start, I hear another purr... as Nar starts purring also! XD so I had to go over and give Nar a few pets too. that's the first time I've heard Nar start purring spontaneously from *Pooka* being petted!

okay, sleep time--past my bedtime, but not surprising my sleep scheduled is all fuckered up. goodnight awrrooo, dream well. <3

Hey, so don't use Vero if you're part of a group vulnerable to harassment or being targeted by authorities. It does a lot of scuzzy stuff like collecting device info and shares contacts by default.

uspol, schadenfreude 

So apparently a substantial amount of the incriminating paper trail on Manafort and Gates was left behind because Manafort couldn't figure out how to edit a PDF (in order to falsify earnings reports to fraudulently obtain loans). slate.com/technology/2018/02/p

kinda important to Mastodon US law - esp with regards to sex work 

Heads up, the US is trying to push through a bill that makes site owners criminally responsible for the behavior of their users.

congress.gov/bill/115th-congre

oh right I should eat something. :P lack of sleep = need more food. >___<

watched Black Panther last night; Spoilery Thought 

also last night after the second end credits scene somebody in the audience actually *yelled* "Bucky!" and EVERYBODY LAUGHED. like YES WE KNOW IT'S BUCKY, CALM DOWN.

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watched Black Panther last night; Spoilery Thought 

mentioned the idea to Spouse (about T'Challa/Erik, not Shuri, he knows about that) and he said "yeah but that's not the way T'Challa works. That's more of a Captain America thing." I said "Yeah... Cap and Bucky, sitting on the car talking about their feelings at the end of every episode OH GOD THEY'RE A SUPERNATURAL AU AREN'T THEY" (except without the incest I guess)

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