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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
dream, abstract discussion of murder
oh yeah I forgot to mention I dreamed that Amazon started offering a new service: Amazon.com Murder Exchange. see you sign up and put in the name and location (and picture) of the person you want killed, and front a certain amount of cash, and then you get assigned a person close to you who you have to kill, and somebody else gets assigned your target. you get paid for it too, Amazon just skims a percentage off the top for facilitating the arrangement. :|
food
made a second try at chicken stoup, it went very well again! next I have to look up some actual recipes, so I can make something a bit different... nothing wrong with the stoup, but it could get samey if it's all we're eating for a couple of weeks until Spouse is capable of cooking again.
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what if northern pygmy owlbear
a small magical beast that never gets bigger than you and is incredibly docile, if not hungry all the time https://awoo.space/media/cL5bLoxe1FAjcSHuYMk
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Gender is a job that doesn't pay you, and that you didn't apply for.
*damn* the downstairs neighbors are listening to their music *really* loud. it's 9:30, they're within the rules, but... *damn*. o____o
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"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse to the Velveteen Rabbit. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
ugh, got a prima donna in this RP group. pfeh.
SUDDEN NAP
ugh I still really love this piece of music stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-iZBpRrB4w&index=102&list=PL1A0956E790C7EBA2 (Octopus Project, "Porno Disaster," no lyrics)
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okay sleep time very soon. um... there were things I was going to say but I keep forgetting. because sleep. volunteering stuff, maybe, but it won't be much, but I don't know. things? stuff. sleepy. gnight
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/973512709051420672 big round of applause for this headline
pol, ICE (fairly +)
“Oakland mayor moved by ICE spokesman's resignation over claims 800 people eluded arrest in NorCal raids”
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-ice-spokesman-resignation-20180312-story.html
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Are there any black trans game developers out there in masto land that are willing to make themselves known and point me to your work?
just took the chicken stoup (stew/soup) out of the slow cooker and *inhaled* a bowl. verdict: FANFUCKINGTASTIC. my first attempt is a success! :D
food, raw meat
I HATE HANDLING RAW CHICKEN. eeeuuugggghhhh my hands never feel clean afterwards. I've cleaned out cages for seagulls that give me less ick-feelings. awkiejoairjoitng;ioerngqaerng MY HANDS STILL FEEL STICKY AND GROSS
Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol)
"Excuse me, bartender? I ordered a shot of straight Schadenfreude, but this is clearly a Schadenfreude Flip. Why do you even *make* those??"
if you were to make a mixed drink called a Schadenfreude Flip, what would you put in it?
(yeah I went looking for a shot of straight Schadenfreude but got a Flip instead last night why do you ask)
WoW gripe
ugh, three hunters on three different servers, ALL of them got the R&J Opera event. I JUST WANT THE WOLFSLAYER SNIPER RIFLE APPEARANCE. I've wanted it ever since it came out OVER A DAMN DECADE AGO. *angry tears*
dream-stuff
lots of vivid dreamstuff; cuddling with crush object, being at a party which transitioned to hanging around the volunteer shed from volunteering--except it was much bigger, and also in a zoo, and then the zoo was UNDER ATTACK by scores of foxes, which was all a bunch of odd. and of course there was stuff about cats. but on the whole it was emotionally positive, and unusually visually vivid, so--4/5, would have liked more coherency but would definitely dream again!
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
