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tbqh the downstairs people don't strike me as the "electric guitar party" types, but one never knows? they're definitely stoners, so their parties tend to mellow out pretty early, but the fumes give me a headache. ah well...

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well. that sounded ominously like a guitar amp tuning up in the downstairs apartment. >____<

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I couldn't finish the strawberries--they were from Costco, they're fantastic, but there's SO MUCH OMG and they're *right* on the edge of going bad, so I stuffed the ones that were left over in a jar with some sugar and vodka and stuck it in the fridge. I have no idea what this will accomplish but I look forward to finding out in a week or so. :D

ugh my head hurts. but otherwise doing pretty ok this morning. dont remember anything particularly interesting about dreams last night; I do remember some bits, but they're just bits and, as I said, not too interesting. (shoutout to @baxil who made a cameo in one bit though!)

Why do we still call them the NRA and not Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

God bless the burgeroisie, inventors of the burger. They're all very good

I'm sorry to come here every month and beg for help, y'all. I just have no idea what else to do. Car payment was due several days ago ($245.46) and we need more funds for rent, food, internet, etc. I know car payment seems like a silly priority but as a disabled person, getting the car taken away would be devastating. If you can help at all, that would be amazing! $surviveandthrive on square cash and venmo. Tehribbit at gmail on PayPal. Thanks. ❤️ Let's chat about ways I can compensate you.

I just remembered that I dreamed I was dating David Bowie, which was awesome, until I remembered that he's dead, and then I was sad.

I remember at J20 there were all these "what to do if ICE comes" pamphlets being handed out in Spanish but I had to press four different people to get Chinese (w/ traditional characters), Vietnamese, Tagalog, etc. It's like entire ethnic groups and therefore languages aren't even considered to be under threat from ICE (this is wrong and a huge part of why I do the work I do)

oooh, the pressure is changing, isn't it? my ears suddenly started aching...

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-finishes off pint of ice cream-
*well, are you satisfied now?*
YESSSSSSSSS -happy nom-face-
*..... all right then*

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istg some of the things people are wishing for on mastodon make me wonder if they're trying to reinvent LiveJournal.

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you know DreamWidth is still there and not owned by Russians and stuff, right?

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okay cleaned catboxes
*good*
and ate a sausage
*thank you*
-now- ice cream??
*.... all right*
YAAAAAAAAY -tears lid off pint of Haagen-Dazs with teeth-
*wait*
NO MINE YOU SAID -growls-
*.... why did I take this job*

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*also clean the catboxes*
... don'twanna.
*yes you do*
....... nuh-uh.
*CLEAN THE DAMN CATBOXES*
okay okay sheesh

*poking around the kitchen for something to eat*
ooh ice cream
*something MARGINALLY HEALTHY*
ooh... popcorn?
*something with protein of some kind preferably*
..... so ice cream then.
*...... fine*

oh hey, possibly interesting new social space, let's see what's going on here!
*starts reading*
*immediately has instinctive urge to make popcorn*
*closes screen, backs away slowly*

ooooooooookay then. :D

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