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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
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Oh god, that's the good stuff.
Nazi author publishes anti-Muslim children's book, "The Adventures of Pepe and Pede"; Matt Furie (the creator of Pepe) sues and the court orders the Nazi to stop selling the book and donate ALL proceeds to a Muslim-American advocacy group.
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engiqueer logo v.2: there, that looks much nicer
ok fleep nao gnightawoo
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@WelshPixie Ah but have you ever stopped to consider at what point the bread transitions from bread to toast ?
i.e. what is the exact moment in the toasting sequence that the bread ceases to be bread, and becomes toast ?
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Don't forget to support yr trans and gay and queer friends too
foods
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They're callin' it Angel Croissants. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in an RV covered in bees.
in other news I have failed to go to the store. okay no really going now
*hear leaves scrunching outside*
*look out, see guy walking his dog right below my window*
*sudden urge to SCREEEE ~THWOMP~ on unsuspecting dogwalker*
okay, it's already getting uncomfortably warm. if I'm going to stores I need to gooooo. okay bye
mind you like 80% of the time when I tell 'em my name's Green they don't call my name when my drink is up, but they'll call out "Alice" or "Bob" or "Ashleygh" like it's no big deal. I SEE YOU, STARBUCKS BARISTAS. O_________O
lrb: best Starbucks name ever. I've been telling 'em my name's Green for a while now; thinking of changing that to "I'm Gay." YES PUT THE WHOLE THING ON THERE AND YELL IT OUT WHEN THE DRINK IS DONE, DAMN YOUR EYES.
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@masklayer it should be easier that's true
in a perfect world you could just scream "IM GAY" and people would ask if you need a coffee
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YAY IT'S FIXED AWOO.SPACE IS USABLE AGAIN
THE NOSEBOOPING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES (and for a while after that too, let's be honest)
otoh I'm doing pretty good with gradually cleaning up my desktop. definitely need to get more dust wipes though... *sneeze*
growf snarf Steam is being annoying about running games on multiple computers. grmblfrawr
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HI friends!!! Crom wants me to let you all know we're about to try upgrading to the latest Mastodon version, so HOLD THOSE TAILS TIGHT because he's worried it might not work and we'll have to go back to the old version!!!!!
(I bet it will work!!!)
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A Music Teacher Played His Saxophone While in Brain Surgery
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/08/25/545710598/this-music-teacher-played-his-saxophone-while-in-brain-surgery
(submitted by happy-go-lucky)
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Melinda says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sweet Trainwreck. Found her naked at the post office yellin' 'The fursuits made me do it!'
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
