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Street name is Forrest Walrus, It's made from peyote and Ambien. Found this dude on a reality show naked except for a play-doh blindfold buildin' a diorama of a hookah lounge.

If you didn't catch this on Twitter, take five minutes for this beautiful photo essay.

rferl.org/a/28817495.html

@bentosmile @plsburydoughboy Man, I looked it up and it's dumber than any of that: millennials are ruining Halloween by dressing up in costumes.

I am not making that up. The author appears to believe that no adults dressed up in costumes before the 80s - never mind that millennials were toddlers at best in the 80s - and so millennials are "taking Halloween away from kids" by dressing up.

My theory: the author's just such an insufferable fuckstick that he never got invited to costume parties.

(also Pooka is screaming at me to go to bed. he gets very upset if Spouse and I don't go to bed at around the same time every night, because that is PRIME POOKA-PETTING TIME and he needs ALL THE PETS RIGHT NOW DAMMIT)

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and with that... the tea is done, the catboxes are scooped and the cats fed, it is the time for the sleeps. goodnight awoo. may your dreams be enjoyable, and your morning kind. <3

Hey guys, my friend recently lost the source of most of his income and his wheelchair-adapted van. He's a trans guy with SMA (mda.org/disease/spinal-muscula).

He's an artist taking commissions and selling small paintings to help make up some of the lost income. If you wanna help a cool disabled queer person out, this is his store:

maxwelllucasdonahu.wixsite.com

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me: Pooka is such a cat.
Spouse: he really cats hard.
me: he cats it up to 11. Nar... cats at about a 2.5.
Spouse: on a good day. I've seen him go as low as -2.

I should make some tea, feed the cats, scoop their boxes, and think about sleep soonish so I don't sleep until 10:30 tomorrow. :P

The Orville 

the latest episode, "Majority Rules," was--a very familiar, well-worn SF theme, but I found it unsettling. I keep being surprised by how good the show is.

paperclip game conclusion (spoilers) 

so... that was a thing, and now I guess I'm done with that, so... back to Sims! :D

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paperclip game conclusion (spoilers) 

I ended up leaving the game running while I went afk to have dinner. by the time I came back I'd gone from having explored 0.0000000(etc)% of the universe to having paperclipped it *all*, and the "Drifters" contacted me. I feel like I missed most of the interesting transitions in the game by letting it run while afk, but there's no way I could have sat through watching it run all the way through.

went to the birb store today (nothing to do with BirbSite) and got a hummingbirb feeder with a new stick to hang it on (we don't have an overhanging porch roof), two squares of capsaicin-loaded suet (to feed birbs [who aren't affected by capsaicin] while deterring squirrels [who are]), and a small handful of caramels (for me [with no capsaicin]). tomorrow I will install the hummingbirb feeder. the spicy suet will have to wait until the one currently out there is gone. then--look out, squirrels!

You know that game where you say the same sentence over and over, but emphasize a different word, changing the meaning of the sentence?

I find myself playing that game whenever facebook denies they are doing something bad with your data. Hoping to discover which is the magic word that's responsible for wordplay.

"We don't use your microphone for ads."

Maybe it's "we" -- they do after all use outside analysis to inform their acquisition choices. Maybe *someone else* uses mic recording data.

laptop selfie 

this is the picture I've uploaded to the Meetup site, as the easiest way for people to recognize me at writing group meets. awoo.space/media/kMTEBVNitnQiB

paper clip game slowdown frustration 

I've launched 3k probes, there isn't an option to launch more than one at a time and hitting that button over and over is annoying, and I still haven't explored a meaningful fraction of the universe. my memory is 300, I have over a million Yomi... when does something else interesting happen? :|

kitty porn 

cats post-huffing. less sleepy, more "please stop sticking your face in our fur human we are trying to NAP HERE"

the all-black one is my giant catdog Nar (short for Nyarlathotep), the black and white one is my supersqueaky, pet-demanding former barn cat Pooka(h). such pretty boys!

@noelle Sandwich Bunker
Video Hovel
Soup Shed
Itty-Bitty Ticky-Tacky Walkie-Talkie Box

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