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sometimes I go to star a toot but when I'm about to click it it's bumped down by a new toot on the feed so I accidentally star a completely different toot the instant after it was posted and have to kind of wonder what that person is thinking

them: random toot about garden implements or something
me: INSTANT LIKE
them: .....?????

okay, procrastination time is over, time to Go Do Some Stuff. not a lot of stuff, but some stuff that does need doing. *zoom*

BRUCE WILLIS

as

GERIATRIC FRODO BAGGINS

because

OLD HOBBITS DIE HARD

oh and I won the "Little Drummer Boy" challenge; didn't hear it at all this Xmas season. WINRAR

Banner ad encourages me to "come alive with the forest" and to "discover the forest" and the Gentry really need to be a little more cunning with their digital human-kidnapping lures. I mean at LEAST promise me free wifi if you're trying to lure me from the safety of my iron tools.

I think like 45% of you reading this need this story about the Woolwich Foot Tunnel time anomaly.

portalsoflondon.com/2017/07/02

𝓓𝓘𝓢𝓒𝓞𝓤𝓝𝓣 𝓒𝓗𝓘𝓜𝓔𝓡𝓐 𝓦𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓗𝓞𝓤𝓢𝓔

awoo.space/media/9Bf8-yRAaAEOb

most of our baggage is piled in the middle of the living room to be sorted out through the day, and the cats have been romping over, under, and through it all night. I'm *so* glad neither of them is into "marking territory" if you know what I mean and yes, that's what I mean, since there's probably a lot of dog smell on the luggage...

*makes chai*
*realizes I don't have any almond milk*
*shrugs, uses whipped cream*
*sips*

this... is The Life. ^____^

People are talking about New Year’s resolutions and I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as New Year’s, is in fact, GNU/Year’s, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Year’s. A year is not an time period unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU months, days and minutes comprising a full calendar as defined by POSIX.

home at last, done driving for the nonce (barring a few short trips over the next day-and-a-bit). posting this to let all know I'm home safe, and then heading to bed, because cleep. sleep. okgnight awrrrooo <3

$, help 

Hey, I have about $500 in bills coming due in the next week and a half and... not nearly that much money. If you can help, I'd really appreciate it.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

Well Actually, Its gold, Frankincense's monster, and myrrh.

no really Seattle-area folks

is it snowing there or not???

and if it is PLEASE POST PICTURES <33333

personal winter holiday feelings 

I shall personally mourn the passing of the longest night and begin my spiritual preparations for the coming of the Long Days. *sigh* fortunately for me, the coldest, most winter-intensive days are just about to arrive. November is my month of awakening; January and February are my time of strength, when my energy is greatest, my spirits are highest, and my perceptions clearest. still plenty of long nights and chilly weather left for me to enjoy. ^____^

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