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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
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@green you could lower the difficulty and make easy boiled eggs instead!
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Retweeted @tessamag@twitter.com:
A new species I came up with, Mantabu! They love blowing bubbles and getting tummy rubs.....
okay I have just failed at making hard boiled eggs. u____u
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Post your patreons Post your librepaysYour Kofis and cashmesAnd anything else to support our team, we're going to be safe!!
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We’re currently meandering towards 6,000 responses! :)
RT @gendercensus@twitter.com The fifth annual international Gender Census is now open until 1st March 2018!
http://www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercensus2018
It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business, and self-advocacy.
https://twitter.com/gendercensus/status/959194304181932032
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I enjoyed #reading The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet. It felt like #firefly but better—more diverse characters, more interesting politics, more realistic relationships.
#books #recs #sciencefiction
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It's Maine's too? neat! It's inspired somewhat by the common issue with mice where the representation has replaced reality so however you represent yourself is how it can become a bullet hell
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If you can't find the item you're looking for in ikea quickly enough, you are transformed into a random ikea item.
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Dealers are callin' it Hippie Roses. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a T.J. Maxx gettin' paid to roll around on the floor with VHS tapes.
flickers are pretty excitable birds to begin with. in another month or so I expect them to rediscover that they can get a REALLY BIG SEXY NOISE by drumming on the apartment shingles, and get occasional interruptions through the day of "THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP" like somebody's trying to nail something to the porch at twenty times normal speed. XD
hahah, the flickers are EXCITE which means they're squeaking A LOT REALLY LOUDLY and it's kind of adorable XD
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First qvestion: What is the over/under on the desirability to purchase wearable large black (color choice in the future) plush ram/monster/demon horns?
Second qvestion: where were you when you realized that Coach Z was into ABDL, and that his green track suit is actually a footie-jammie onesie?
so yes, re:last few retoots I will be CWing any sportsbowl/Puppy Bowl toots I make (which are likely to be none) and not retooting any that don't, because yeah. enjoy the sportsbowl if you're into it!
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@Yarideki I didn't have any clue what you're talking about, but now
SO yeah same
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(this thought brought to you by hearing a rattling noise outside and thinking "crow?? cro--oh, some kind of drill thing. ENH.")
IF YOU:
* get excited when you hear a crow rattle
* can tell at least two different kinds of crow alarm calls
* can recognize at least two of your local crow murder by their behavior/calls
* run to the window when you hear crows mobbing something to see what they're after
YOU MIGHT BE A CROW PERSON
*ca-caw*
dysfunctional attitude towards food
it's not anorexia, I just... don't like *having* to eat. it's distracting and annoying and kind of a chore. and there's an outlet *right here*. can't I just plug in somehow? *grumblegrump* *stomach rumbles* FINE GOING TO GET FOOD UGH
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
