inmysocks (version: awoo) @inmysocks@awoo.space

@ekaitz_zarraga me too! And the idea that if you are going to do something impossible you may as well make it big.

The things I miss most about the US so I am taking advantage of them while I am here:

1- Space
2- Space
3- Real god damned salsa
4- Candy that is horrifically bad for me
5- Space where I can eat tortilla chips and real god damned salsa and candy

that mostly sums it up. I actually really like living in Paris.

Mastodon.social has become mostly unresponsive for me in the last few minutes. Quelle triste.

@lindseyb hail satan?

@qqnosh AHHHH!!!!

Is mastodon.social down again?

Also, this is an amazing scarf. It rhymes with arf

@tindall yes, all around the bottom of your ribs both on your stomach and your back. 'Your' as in 'a general person'.

Now I want another tattoo. Any suggestions?

I am thinking maybe a cleaned up version of this: https://awoo.space/media/ClO6lp88rJe1OyXMy44

@jonathansampson it will recover, this happens every time there is a big group of new people joining.

A lot of people have these life affirming stories about meeting the goddess, but for me it was just like:

One day I was bored. The goddess said 'sup?' and I said 'not much'. Then I asked 'so everyone is actually wrong about everything?' and she said 'yep'
me: 'you too?'
her: 'yep'
me: 'Oh, well that is ok then. I should get a tattoo'

and that is about it.

@candle I suggest being very liberal with blocking.

@thefishcrow awoo!!

@Freylet :D

@masklayer lewd?

@Freylet I am sorry you don't have people to help, but for some reason I have the feeling you will have fun anyway :p

Calculon from Futurama is the alien president in the newest Rick and Morty episode.

I am going to pretend I didn't just spend half an hour trying to figure out who the voice was.

@robf fnord