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@inmysocks This is true for all social communication, not just Mastodon. I feel like that's a point that lots of people are missing.

Privacy guidelines that you have no reason to follow 

Is it something like kink that you don't want to scream about in public but isn't all that important to keep secret? Mastodon is ok

Political dissent in places where it is banned? FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK NOT ON MASTODON

Something that may get you fired? Probably not mastodon. How lucky do you feel/How nosy is your work?

Another reminder:

Mastodon isn't private. Yes, DMs and other things are less public than the public timeline, but never assume it is private ever.

If you have something sensitive to talk about use something actually private like Tox or XMPP with OTR or something like that.

mastodon is a twitter clone in the same way that the car is just a horse-drawn carriage that doesn't need a horse

when awooing is outlawed only outlaws will awoo!

it isn't bright enough in here to get a good picture, but Gym Shoes has been sitting like this for about 5 minutes. She keeps coming back so I assume that she like it.

awoo.space/media/a1IqpHvmmpwot

There is a pupper here who keeps bringing me random things that I then put on her nose. Then she sits and stares at me for a few minutes before tossing whatever it is into the air and catching it before the process starts over.

it's kinda sad how you can tell if a person shows up here because they needed refuge from hellbird or if they just didn't wanna miss out on The Latest Coolest Social™️

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I am glad that I got a spot here before registration was closed. I may spend most of my time on awoo.social

The things I miss most about the US so I am taking advantage of them while I am here:

1- Space
2- Space
3- Real god damned salsa
4- Candy that is horrifically bad for me
5- Space where I can eat tortilla chips and real god damned salsa and candy

that mostly sums it up. I actually really like living in Paris.

Mastodon.social has become mostly unresponsive for me in the last few minutes. Quelle triste.

Is mastodon.social down again?

Also, this is an amazing scarf. It rhymes with arf

Now I want another tattoo. Any suggestions?

I am thinking maybe a cleaned up version of this: awoo.space/media/ClO6lp88rJe1O

meeting the goddess 

A lot of people have these life affirming stories about meeting the goddess, but for me it was just like:

One day I was bored. The goddess said 'sup?' and I said 'not much'. Then I asked 'so everyone is actually wrong about everything?' and she said 'yep'
me: 'you too?'
her: 'yep'
me: 'Oh, well that is ok then. I should get a tattoo'

and that is about it.

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