🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

@tahajin Sure! I'd be down for that!

@tahajin and now i'm a sneaky giant robot!

@tahajin ...I never would've thought of that.

@solitaire *adds you to the orbital cannon's approved users list*

@solitaire Well, i mean, it does. It just takes way longer than it should and requires /constant/ effort to keep it bending.

I have been a member of the Firehose Tribe (I think I can go back to calling them the River Tribe) for 4 months, 20 days. Time for a celebratory trip to Planet Weed tonight?

This giant robot, that's who.

@tahajin THANK YOU!

Strange moment for me walking into the RedZone at work today. I look down at myself and realize that my moobs (from being fat) are every so slightly starting to round out and emotionally register as tits. Time to get a sports bra that fits so I'm not so chesty while at work, I guess.

So, disclaimer: I have zero interest in League of Legends. But I need more thumpy, bassy, booty-twerking K-Pop. Like stat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxkGD8qRB4

(I know it made the rounds before, but sometimes I'm slow. Sorry)

@Motodrachen @mawr If I was feeling better, I'd run through the lightning negotiation scene from Stardust. Here's a link instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFxcFdBdKMA

@mawr *falls into them with a powerdown noise*

So drained. Please direct this platform to closest charging cradle.

@tahajin @orrery @orrery @tahajin Lotion, huh? So that's what I'm doing wrong. Any reccomendations?

50% of the devices in this RZ are nonfunctional in the system because of the poor choices made by the product engineering team. You know who is being held responsible for making it all work and bringing the product up to 90% capacity, without the option of getting hardware that works reliably?

My team.

Sometimes I hate my job.

@orrery Lame. The not sharing part. The green should be shared around.