🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

@orrery If it turns out its too much cornbread, I will gladly rescue you from such a terrible fate

Hey! Who remembers when POGs were a thing? #ThrowbackTuesday

"So these moles managed to make a profit, and a war all without going over budget? God maybe we should get these people on our payroll"

Chrisjen Avasarala is such a sarcastic bitch. I love her.

@Alistor You would look so pretty in one! I've been thinking along those lines myself.

You all should buy lottery tickets: I'm taking a day off from work for no reason other than I think I need to.

This /never/ happens. I'm usually too full of rationalizing and excuses to just
not
go
to
work.

I feel free.

But on the plus side, I did two Adulting tasks successfully. I requested a refill on my refit patches, and rescheduled my dentist appointment.

You know what really grinds my gears? When fiber links don't have their full path correctly mapped out on the label and I end up pulling the wrong side of the link cause of someone else's shitty work.

Thankfully I didn't cause any major alarms or outages.

But dammit, pulling the wrong link is such a big source of anxiety for me. Trying really hard to not feel like I've been set up for failure.

@Leucrotta 3.

@irisjaycomics Happy Uptime Anniversary!

@Leucrotta The copy of Uprising we have on Mai isn't the best. I need to replace it. And yeah, I'd be down for that!

What does a giant robot need?
-Impact tremors when being seen for the first time
-Loud, obvious whirs and vrrrs when moving
-A cool weapon
-An auxiliary method of transportation from one location to another
-Communications
-Running lights
-Backing alarms
-Pockets for snacks.
-Heatsinks

For anyone wondering, RoosterTeeth's new series Gen:Lock is 💯% my shit.

@Kyresti Can confirm.

@makyo@snouts.online HTTP error 418.

To all my local friends, please stay safe and stay warm. Not just this weekend, but like, forever? I mean, stay safe and warm this weekend too.

@AzureHusky Floofy and hungry, hold me down and fuck me.

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@tahajin full disclosure, my extended family all lives in Cleveland and the GCRA, so i feel pretty confident in my shit-tier roasting. This is all tongue in cheek cause there's a lot to love about that dirty cold city too.

@tahajin Depressing climate, depressing economics, shitty sports teams. There is a reason OH has the highest number of astronauts from a given state. That's how bad it is. People want to leave the damn planet to get away from it.

For further evidence, I submit the hastily made Cleveland Tourism videos 1, 2, and 3 (Cleveland specific, but not wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY&list=PLLnWQgvmVpm0FeMKmzIiO-esR3KrM9ZXB

@tahajin It's probably for the best.