🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

On my personally curated feed of demographically targeted news, A "celebrity fighting game player" has a profile of their not 1, but 2 new fursuits. Like.. I put Kotaku in my RSS feeds for news about video games, not People Magazine fashion review gossip journalism!

But that made me think about living in the housing stacks while the acid rain beat against my polycarbonate window, waiting for my boyfriend to finish his work out our exercise bike/generator for the batteries so we can heat up some SOYPRO Broccoli Beef pouches, getting high together and dreaming about what we're gonna do after that one big score we just know is right around the corner cause we're young and invincible and rent is next week's problem.

What is this fucking timeline? Why are some parts of it exactly what i want and mixed with everything I wish didn't exist?

This is finally starting to give me an answer to my question, how does such a labyrinthine company get anything done? By making employees do other employee's jobs and their own.

RT: Hey, so you don't write down all the things you find wrong with your job, so we're going to not give you a raise this year.

Me: Whatevs. I'll just do the extra work of leaving a paper trail for you to ignore instead.

RT: Put together an agenda to train a new contractor to do your job. He starts in a week. You have 2 days.

Me: Okay. Here. *delivered*. Everything it took me a month to learn and 6 months to be competent in.

RT: New guy is here. He has 2 things out of 10 to actually be a useful employee. You're in charge of the rest.

Me: O, okay? Is his manger (mine too) going to be doing anything useful?

RT: Lol no. He's a manager. he doesn't even need to be on campus right now. Also, keep working tickets alone. and train the new guy, and make sure his token works, and he doesn't have a laptop, so why don't you manage that too.

Me... Tim Bray is my fucking hero.

@zx3 I believe in you, bot! You got this!

@SuperCee@plush.city Not at all! Wish I had the body for that myself!

I really miss my suede collar. I wore that 24/7 for about 3 months before the rash was too bad to ignore any longer.

I thought the color wasn't the best looking for me, but i loved what it meant and how it made me feel so much more that I didn't even care.

I should get another one.

@Rei@snouts.online People just want to work. Living in space takes logistics. Also, there is some draw to the independence of just having your own ship, crew, and found family that all work together to keep you flying. Very Serenity/Firefly/Han Solo small commune of independent like-minded people just being allowed to live their lives together and occasionally have wild times in empty cargo bays after a good run.

@Draekos Walking Murder Machine /can/ be cool, but dammit, i'm kinda freaking tired of it. It's 👏 been 👏 done 👏 before 👏

@velexiraptor That's not inherently a bad thing!