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re: Mass Effect and Kelsey (CW: LONG) 

@starkatt There was this wonderful tumblr blog that was active while ME3 was a thing called Headcannon Wednesdays. It taught me why Quarian Hip-Hop is the goddamned best music in the Galaxy, and how to to pronounce words in the Drell language, and why all the drinks are served in those silly looking tubes (the answer, if your curious, is cause Turians are the only species in the galaxy that don't have lips)

TLDR: I love Mass Effect because it was a game made for me and the people like me, and we all knew it.

Its develoipment codename was Science Fiction X. It was supposed to be tropeful and awesome, and it was. for over a decade.

@Leucrotta Martian Successor Nadesico, Outlaw Star, Ghost in the Shell.

Mass Effect and Kelsey (CW: LONG) 

@starkatt Whoospark! Strap in and hydrate; you're gonna be here for a while

Mass Effect to me is a distillation of everything that I love about Science Fiction. There's spaceships, galaxy saving, alien worlds to explore, a charismatic, principled leader, who does the right things for the right reasons, amazing and fun characters to learn about, fall in love with, (and bang, I won't deny that.) There's sentient robots. different KINDS of sentient robots, there's societal shifts, ancient conspiracies, DEEP nerdy technobabble-ish lore to chew over again and again, a thriving (not so much anymore, *sad-face*) fandom community that showed me how much better things can be with fan-created, transformative/derivitave works, Gameplay that evolved over the series to become faster, more satisfying and just fun to play, Multi-player that didn't suck and let me contribute in some small way without making me feel shitful for not having high K/D score.

There's lots to latch on to. Different cultures have different design aesthetics that are easy to read from a distance, and that shows thought put into thinking realistically (if not always consistently, but hey, modern game studios aren't nerds 24-7 and these games are fucking HUGE)

The N7 logo grew to mean so much more to me, and to the people who played it. I would wear my multiple N7 hoodies, annd receive salutes (really good ones, too!) from people wearing the same hoodie. Having a customizable Shepard meant that everyone got to make their own game. Its kinda like the realization that I had playing Oter Wilds. Everyone's ME playthrough is gonna be different, and how they understand the game's story, characters and world is gonna vastly change depending on what choices they make.

Confession Bear time: I liked the ending of ME3. I can't bring myself to try any other choice but Synthesize, but me and my Shepard see the Galaxy a certain way, and if the galaxy didn't want me making the choice for them, they should've listened to me the first time, and not dumped saving all their ungrateful assess on the shoulders of me, my crew, and my One True Love Liara.

Ask me stuff! Anything and everything! Lewds to @kelseyhusky@yiff.life if you wanna keep things partitioned, but I'll answer them here too!

re: organized religion, california meta (sonoma county), Press Democrat source 

@LexYeen@snouts.online "I saw a preacher man in cuffs, he'd taken money from the Church. He stuff his bank account with righteous dollar bills"

Sometimes humans just plain suck.

re: Uptime Anniversary Celebratiion After-action report: Coda 1 

My journey to get my sword has been slightly convoluted, but is coming to an end!

First, my order needed to be adjusted, since I got charged for incorrect parts, so I got a refund of almost 100 bucks back. That all went fine.

At the beginning of last week, I got an email saying my saber was complete and I could pick it up in store.

Which wouldn't be an issue if I lived closer to the forge, and if I hadn't asked for it to be shipped out.

Turns out shipping hadn't been added to the order, so my saber was defaulted to in-store pickup.

But SF is being awesome and is sending my order to the shipping department.

Should be getting tracking information sometime soon!

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@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 Spark no! Cans are sharp and pointy, and frequently aren't made of materials that are of high enough grade to be worth recycling.

@zebratron2084 With a motorized, sharp-edge reducing can opener.

Or using the metal pull tabs invented century ago?

Lasers are not involved, since canned goods can be under pressure and sudden changes can be...

...messy.

re: [1.Ch.] Orthocosm 

@orrery That sounds like a job for some Regex + Conditional logic. In your shoes, i'd probably be bruteforcing with if/than/else statements, but i know jack and shit about coding in the 2019.

Its Monday, friends! Time for Naze Nani Huskybots! Ask about a Huskbot feature or technology, and I'll explain it as best as I can! You can help me create Lore if you ask something I haven't thought up yet!

@Alistor @Balina At one point, there was a run of bad switches produced that would fail way earlier than expected. I know a lot of them ended up in Logitech mice (I had the same problem on two in a row). This third one seems to have gotten past the problem, but I never found a fix beyond replacement.

re: [1.Ch.] Orthocosm, Shitpost, Poll 

@orrery 0x0DADF00F

Oh spark this is better.

My main internet interface has been offline for most of the past week while I've been transferring the hardware into a new support scaffold. I just did a preliminary test fire and I am happy to report that this battle station should be fully operational within the next 72 hours.

re: CW: HRT, Trans progress, Update 

Yeah. I’m pretty sure Mom didn’t even read this email. Figures.

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@SuperCee@plush.city We can have an all bass band together!

re: CW: HRT, Trans progress, Update 

Call pushed back again to tomorrow.

I don't care about what happens on the call. I'm just...

Done...
With...
Waiting.

That's giving me more anxiety than anything.

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CW: HRT, Trans progress 

The blood goddess has accepted my latest sacrifice. After giving it her consideration, she decreed that my T-levels are appropriately supressed and I may proceed as I wish without additional adjustment.

My doctor rocks.

and The Call after The Email is going to happen sometime today.

[Muffled anxiety modem noise screaming]

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