🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

So, Byethen is emailing and texting me about donating to his campaign.

"Just because I'm voting for you doesn't mean I care or like you. You are a means to an end. Until you copy Bernie's platform word for word and choose a black trans woman for a running mate, kindly fuck off, keep your mouth shut, and let Trump win you the race for you, cause you look better the longer he keeps being himself an you saying nothing to him. If you wanted to win in a landslide, you could go on record and say out loud the following "The President is a racist fascist and should never have been elected in the first place"

I don't wanna work, I wanna go home and smooch all the cuties i haven't been able to smooch since March. And all the cuties I've been able to smooch.

Yeah, if anyone's hiring a cutie smoocher, please let me know! I work cheap!

@anthracite probably. I'd have to be able to tell them exactly when my grandparents will die, which family members will get sick, the stocks to buy, and that they fucked me up with their abusive parenting, but I bet I could convince them.

@Kyresti I'm not afraid, I'm not helpless.

I am the Machine.

I DIDN'T SEE SHIT! I DON'T KNOW SHIT.

@Motodrachen Yes, but more glitter and neon.

@Motodrachen @hyratel Full Lisa Frank glitterpuke. They won't identify themselves, everyone will identify us.

@Motodrachen well, they don't have, like, a lot of them.

@Motodrachen But! I will totally throw in something for your tank, thought.

@Motodrachen I like Bradleys cause they can carry my friends. its like a mini-van with a big gun. (i have a secret love for min-vans and i won't apologize for it.)

@Motodrachen I want a Bradley APC..

@Motodrachen Yup. my anti-abduction kit is improving every month. Also, i noticed that a lot of the camo-thugs don't protect their shins, and its really hard to drag people away when your legs aren't fully connected top to bottom.

@anthracite improving, practicing, or learning, are the words that come to mind. were you looking for new words that weren't those?

@Motodrachen Each combination of bits should be its own type of cis, and there should be no barrier to being trans between any of them, that's always how I've dealt with gender in my own headspaces.

@Taris heh. was trying to be stoner husky. I get it, though!