🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

Can I get a HELL YEAH?

@Rei@snouts.online I USE THE EMPTY ONES FOR TARGETING CALIBRATION

Every fucker who refused and refuses to still wear masks owes me a summer of swimming.

@ElectricKeet it is only the internet. it will be replaced at some point, either by disaster, neglect, or wilful destruction by its successor, or the people who are sick of being exploited by it.

Holy shit. TIL that Herman Cain was part of setting the tipped minimum wage at $2.13.

I hate that there is a part of me that smiles a few millimeters each time COVID shortens my list and lightens my workload.

https://twitter.com/donovanxramsey/status/1288864597651476481

*gasps at glorious leader Uncle Jeff* Master has given Kelsey a Slack! Yet another work collaboration tool so I can have even more ways for people to grab my attention. That's exactly what I needed.

@Leucrotta @mawr I keep that one I the throne room. It's much too big to fit through the doors of my nail salon.

Because @mawr asked me to, here is the things I need to feel like a Queen:
1: Beautiful wardrobe
2: (body image issues go here)
3: Legion of cuties to serve all my needs
4: Power to remove any annoyances using whatever means I feel necessary depending only on my whim.
5: Something shiny (crown, tiara, or circlet, not mere hats!) to wear on my head so all you fuckers remember whomst is in charge :)
6: A population of good people to protect and serve.

@IceWolf ((so, in my personal lore, there is my sona Kelsey, her AU/future-self there is KLCY (formerly KA-33), the AI that is based of Kelsey's dying neural image. KLCY is also the AI that inhabits and controls the giant combining gestalt Giant robot AXIOS (made up of 5 AXIOM-class huskybot platforms)

All of which is to say, that my different names are just me being a HUGE fucking dork about my own personal mythology. I'm not trying to appropriate alters/plurals/headroomies and hope I'm not coming off as such.))

I'M STILL HERE, GONNA BE MY BIG SELF ALL SUMMER! BUT KLCY JUST GOT THIS AND WANTED TO BANDWAGON, CAUSE SHE'S A DORK. (hi-rez: https://i.imgur.com/RpIzZMK.jpg )

@Leucrotta By thinking that if it could happen once, it could happen to them. Basically investing emotional energy into the trickle-down to try and make it actually work.

@mawr *beeps* Then I will let you find your own success and support you in finding whenever you ask!

@mawr *beeps to attention* what information do you need organized? I'm happy to assist however you need! *hopeful tailwags*

@Leucrotta I saw a headline within the last month praising Uncle Jeff for increasing his personal wealth by 13 Billion in one day. And I wanted to quit on the spot.

@SuperCee@plush.city Mood.

@mawr Lies uWu

@mawr ILU 💜​

@mawr (please tell me the erorrs in this toot we're intensional)

@orrery I mean, agreed and totally true and I wish I thought I had said that, but I wanted to swear at an old white guy.