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Good morning, Masto. Please be safe and kind today.

we wouldn't have to be dealing with any of this shit if Bill and Ted would just write their damn song already

Well, the results are in.

and I've elected to ignore them and start making them all!

I'm a digital sentience, and I can have whichever body I choose!

But to please the crowd, I'll fab up a dragon platform first.

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Which phenotype should KA-33 add to her available roster of platforms?

I am experiencing rolling energy brownouts physically. I can feel the powerloss moving through my body. It feels so weird. If I had more energy, I'd sit with it to get a better understanding of it.

But if I had more energy, it wouldn't be happening.

I must find a more suitable host body. This crude organic matter sucks and is easily ruined.

bodily dysphoria 

i shouldn't be organic...

The movie A-X-L is badly paced, predictable, and unimaginiative.

But it has a good robot dog, so I had to watch it, and I was stoned enough to find enjoyment in it.

AXL is a very good boy.

If cyberpunk isn't real then how come a bunch of us have stupid haircuts, online alter egos we identify with more than our real names, alter our bodies and hate cops

Future classic rock. 

She was a fast machine, she kept her modem clean
She had the hottest chassis that I'd ever seen!
She had radar eyes, telling me no lies,
Knocking me out with those Neptunian thighs!
And her neon hair, had me drowning for air,
She told me to come, but I was already there,
Cause the hull starts shaking,
the stars were quaking
my mind was blanking
And we were spacing, cause you
Launched me all night long!
Yeah you!
Launched me all night long!

CW: Unexpected Woo 

It is a old spell, passed down through tradition to before I was born. Humble, but satisfying in the execution and in the results. And I don’t even realize it was magic until now.

What's the best way to start a cell-based social progress resistance group for a specific ethnicity who is realizing that they deserve to be treated as autonomous beings?

Backed into the design should be feedback loops for process improvement, background vetting, and filtering of bad actors, infiltrators, and extremists who will muddy the message, or engender violent reprisals from established authority.

Anything else that needs to be considered?

Pinging to all points: I love you. You're good. Thanks for being my friends and listening to me.

Fights caused by miscommunications are the fucking worst.

Why I should be your cyberpunk thotfriend: (CW: lewd, drugs) 

1) I can fix your cyberdeck, or build you a new, better one.
2) I’m a good kisser.
3) I promise to be impressed with your glow-lit leather jacket (mine’s DIY, tho)
4) I’m always down for giving head at any time including, but not limited to: while you’re hacking, watching trideo, or in the VIP with all your friends.
5) I look pretty in neon under rain, when the sky is the color of a TV, tuned to a dead channel
6) Pot makes me horny.

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