Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

It's not premature optimisation to be fiddling with a component that's used hundreds of times on a single page, thinking of adding a slight gradient to it, then deciding that's probably gonna negatively affect paint speed and benefit nobody and not do it, right?

@ripp_ There's nothing wrong with using a semicolon; it's nice.

Yank is a slang verb for masturbation.
Trump is a slang noun for farting.

I'm surprised people haven't made more jokes about Trump, the Yankee president.

Interesting note: The Treaty of Amsterdam, which gave UK and Ireland opt-out of the Schengen Area, does so only on the provision that the Common Travel Area is maintained.

If a hard Brexit results in a hard border reappearing between NI/Eire, Ireland then becomes obliged to join the Schengen.

“If you ignore the votes of a few million people then Leave won by way more votes!”

Being able to override the government is part of their job??

BEING ABLE TO OVERRIDE THE GOVERNMENT IS PARLIAMENTARY SOVEREIGNTY!!!

ART!

@Gargron There's a viddy for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O8of4OH3HU

@may Oh Alexa, you cray cray

Commander Data: "Computer, resume normal illumination."
Alexa: *starts playing the Kaiser Chiefs*

Damn, they did a pretty good job on making these Pikes looking the same, I think. Kudos.

@Sosh Dragon, but bigger.

I’ve somehow managed to get three different 1Password icons on my dock.

@KristianCollie@snouts.online That already exists, it’s Codename: Kids Next Door.

With those numbers she literally only survived on the support of the DUP. I guess a billion quid buys some loyalty after all.

May stays in power by a mere 19 votes. Gotta say, curious how the people who said she was an unsuitable prime minister few weeks ago think she’s doing just fine now. 🙃

US court says websites are required to comply with accessibility regulations. https://www.lflegal.com/2019/01/dominos-ninth-circuit/

I am not joking.

It's funny how, in the midst of potentially government-overthrowing upheaval, the Commons still finds 20 minutes to discuss a bill on standards for the height of letterboxes on doors.

Younger people couldn't vote, EU nationals who have lived here for decades couldn't vote (but Brits who had migrated elsewhere with no intention of returning could!), people were told it was an advisory referendum and the result was non-binding.