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Patreon math 

Patreon is unsustainable on a 5% rake. It cannot exist unless they raise the average fee.

fastcompany.com/90295558/patre includes an estimate that Patreon will clear $500MM this year. That means they have to run off $25MM.

A mid-career software engineer in California costs about $200K in direct compensation. Benefits and overhead are usually estimated at equal to comp, so a SWE costs $400K. Patreon can pay for approximately 60 SWEs with their money assuming they pay for literally nothing else.

Patreon cannot live on SWEs alone. It is a content distributor, so it incurs substantial server costs and ops costs. Ops engineers cost the same as software engineers. Patreon also has customer service staff, including Trust & Safety, attempting to deal with social issues across the entire platform. Add the cost of office staff, administrative staff, executive staff, and the many assorted other professionals required to run a modern, Internet-centric business ready to respond to a world that demands rapid answers for everything.

I don’t have estimates for these costs. I do know that while SWE and ops engineer staff costs scale sublinearly with service cost, customer service costs and server+bandwidth costs scale *at least linearly* with use, and diseconomies of scale (more staff requires more management, so salary growth is at least O(n lg n) instead of O(n), disregarding how employee pay expectations tend to increase as a company ages and individual staff can gain increasing seniority) suggest these costs are super linear.

Patreon is not a 20-SWE project. Since they allow adult content, they have to do an awful lot of reinventing the wheel on payment processor stuff; entire companies with hundreds of engineers do that work alone, and they are also a content distribution and content feed platform. Is it a 60-SWE project? Maybe, except then they can’t pay for any computers or any customer service staff or any managers or any Internet bandwidth.

As they grow, SWE costs don’t increase as much as income can, but what about their per user costs - servers, bandwidth, and the statistically guaranteed increase in problems Trust & Safety must cover? Those are linear and superlinear. If there’s a sweet spot where Patreon so much as breaks even, it’s a small one.

Patreon is essentially increasing their fees to 8% and trying to pretend users get something for it. No, this is not a better deal for creators compared to today, but it’s probably a better deal for creators compared to Patreon not existing, and I’m pretty sure that’s the alternative. I’m surprised they think they can do it at 8%.

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while you were studying the blade i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class

re: Star Trek: Discovery S2E09 spoilers 

(And I only say surprisingly amazing because he also did the 2004 Thunderbirds film.)

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Star Trek: Discovery S2E09 spoilers 

Fuuuuuuck that episode was feelsy. And really good. Jonathan Frakes is a surprisingly amazing director.

Also I think they showed a blurry Caitian in the background of one shot and it literally just looked like someone wearing a tiger fursuit.

@Gargron It sounds “good enough” IMO. If admins want more information then you start going down the rabbit hole of either you create some sort of customisable form builder or they just use Google Forms. Feels like diminishing returns to overcomplicate it.

Why are there enough trampoline parks to make a top n list to begin with???

I just remembered the Space Shuttle and goddamn that thing was beautiful.

How is it already the end of the weekend nooooooooooo

@sc Apparently he got sick of Overwatch and is being a variety streamer now!

Vaguely political rambling 

Been thinking a bit recently about how ability to travel internationally is not just a privilege in the sense that you have the money and lack of obligations to be able to do it; but also in a social sense.

Cause, y'know, I probably can't set foot in half the countries in the world without immediately breaking a law because of my sexual orientation and gender identity.

(And don't get me started on trying to get a passport.)

Kim just spent £ 314.98 at Game. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

@heytanuki@snouts.online Vids or it didn't happen... Or it did and I just want to see it.

The former was about the Ice King singing it in the Adventure Time episode "Simon and Marcy" and the podcast (which is a general discussion show) was talking about the theme tune to short-lived early 90s Fox drama series The Heights.

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Literally less than five seconds after reading a Reddit comment mentioning the Cheers theme tune, the podcast I was listening to played a clip of the Cheers theme tune.

That seems like a way unlikely coincidence.

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I sponsored a charity rendition of Magical Mystery Tour performed by Jay Foreman and I love how he just belts it out. youtu.be/i0EZnXjHI5c

Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam.
Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam.
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Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam.
Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam.
Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam.

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