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Weirdly appreciative that the new Star Trek: Discovery logo actually uses the font from the "Disco" shirts used in the show.

A clip of the Colston statue being felled makes a brief appearance in the new Gorillaz music video. :D

Me: Forums are great. Why do people never use forums anymore??
Also me: *Never uses forums anymore.*

I thought he just made songs really fast but it turns out he can sing them really fast too. youtube.com/watch?v=EWq4X6vADK

This is getting veeeeeeery interesting 👀️

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what if ask jeeves was horny? i explore this question in my new miniseries, What If Ask Jeeves Was Horny?

Tony Abbott confirmed as UK’s trade advisor. Better hope the folks we’re negotiating with aren’t gay… or female.

I have once again woken up feeling like I was hit by a bus.

I should really do something with this nine litres of sparkling water that was erroneously delivered to me.

keyboard stuff 

@heytanuki@snouts.online oh god yeah I hate that. I mean, I’m used to it by now, but I hate it.

I need ideas for what to name a Roomba. “Roomy Joe”? “Sir Cleansalot”? “Roomba McRoombaface”? The possibilities are endless.

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Kim just spent £ 399.99 at Irobot.com. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

I got all 76 words in the "Friends" theme song! Do You Know The Lyrics To The Friends Theme Song? buzzfeed.com/jamiespain/friend

This is the most ridiculous Buzzfeed quiz I've ever seen.

"What'll happen if we leave him in there?"
"He'll die in seconds if we don't!"
*everyone spends several seconds looking at each other in shock*

60s TV sure is a thing.

Oh c'mon that's only 9p over the shame threshold!

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