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The visible texture of ink on a page must be one of my favourite things ever tbh.

@BlackRosettes@snouts.online It's only a shame that it wasn't his brother Jo Johnson who ended up prime minister.

@BlackRosettes@snouts.online You're welcome ;D

Someone should make an anime about the prime minister’s unexpected rise to power and name it BoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.

@wigglytuffitout I had to Wiki that and wow I didn’t know that was even a fetish.

@Mycroft There was some weird stuff going on where they charged me, refunded me, then charged me again in two separate charges. Weird peeps. 🤦‍♀️

Kim just spent £ 189.99 at Amazon Marketplace. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

Kim just spent £ 241.08 at Amazon Marketplace. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

I’ve had this file saved on my laptop for three years in preparation for this day.

I suffered the perils of the smart home last night as I accidentally activated my wake up routine whilst asleep, which promptly woke me up at 4am.

Amazon is being fucky-wucky and has now refunded me most of that money without explanation. 🤨️

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It’s even hotter than it said it was gonna be this morning. That’s just rude, tbh.

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Kim just spent £ 426.68 at Amazon Marketplace. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

“I say to all the doubters, DUDE!” — Boris Johnson, in a speech with all the eloquence of Trump

Oh jeez it's a high of 30°C here this afternoon.

Someone, please, avenge my death.

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