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Angry at how many things in the UK require ID when there is no legal requirement to possess ID again.

Is there any UK chain bakery that still sells pies? I got a random craving for a steak pie. 🤔️

@ripp_ I was just gonna do the same thing and whoops Carrot tells me there’s a huge downpour about to happen.

@unascribed @sc Probably because it'd be seen as an admission by the manufacturer that the device itself isn't strong/durable enough.

So marketing, basically.

It’s rather jarring how many times over the last few weeks I’ve just been spaced out at a pedestrian crossing and suddenly have @hat_films@twitter.com’ faces speed past me.

I’ve now worked out which one would be the one to listen to Ben Folds. (It’s Grey.)

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@Gargron But free-market capitalism means they'll go under any day now. Right? Right???

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Wait, what is that?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT!

TOOT! FOR MEN!

Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

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The problem with getting into a new musical artist is trying to work out which of your fursonas is the one that listens to Ben Folds.

I dunno what to have for dinner tonight. How do adults even manage to think of something to eat every single day of the week???

Happy dateaversary to that goddamn cute-ass heckin' sweet as buttons lovely datefriend called @CollaredDragon@twitter.com. I love you. c: <3

Last week my @sainsburys@twitter.com Caesar salad came without parmesan and today it doesn’t have the Caesar dressing like c’mon guys you’re killing me here.

Listening to A Cruel Angel's Thesis on a loop for 14 hours a day has never been so easy.

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If you eat your identical twin is it vore, or are you just taking back what’s yours?

re: comeing out 

@heytanuki@snouts.online Some people are like "bisexual but 70% into men," it's reductive, but you could say non-binary but x percentage closer to female than male, if that helps??

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