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GBBO 

One of these contestants is the spitting image of @MrDeLoop@twitter.com.

GBBO 

There's an eccentrically dressed half-Malaysian lady called Kim-Joy and I am totally hoping she does well.

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GBBO 

Oh man what is up with Noel's hair?

Oh heck Bake Off is back on tonight! Baaaaaaakeee Oooffffffffff! (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧

TIL that awoo.space has a whole bunch of features that most other Mastodon instances don’t. Neat! glitch-soc.github.io/docs/

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Hey people, I've been noticing the number of posts with alt text going down. It might be because of all the new users who haven't learned about the feature yet, so for them and everyone:

yall should use alt text when uploading images! what are they??? hover over the images to find out! why are they good? the tldr of it is that visually impaired computer users exist and it helps them navigate the INFOBAHN better

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Brexit 

That’s a good look for Theresa May: “the person I put in charge of the economy is wrong about the economic impact of brexit”

apple.news/AGB9MEN6NSAKNmfqVbq

"Twilight crawling through my windowpane"

"You came down to me
From the open skies"

"Twilight, I'll give you time to steal my mind away from me"

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Weird MLP animation idea: ELO's "Twilight" but interpreting the lyrics as being about Twilight Sparkle.

Anyway that's how I got all my shopping done in less than 10 minutes and all it cost me was getting moist.

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Normal brain: "It's raining really heavily right now so I'll go to the shops later."

Galaxy brain: "Everyone will be waiting for the rain to stop before going to the shops, so I'll go right now."

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Steven Universe, Peridot, swears 

I’m a consummate professional of the creative technologies. awoo.space/media/JiZOgbvyJFTZU

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Birdsite 

@kimpegasus What twitter deems unacceptable:
• Tweet about cutting grass.

What twitter deems acceptable:
• Nazis
• Alex Jones

What a dumpster fire. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Birdsite 

They rejected my appeal withotu comment. Twitter account is still locked. Tempted to do what they want, then just post the same thing again.

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US politics 

Boy howdy it sure seems like someone in the White House doesn't want fairer elections that are free from Russian meddling or something. vox.com/2018/8/23/17774296/201

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