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The fact that your watch can now just diagnose you with a cardiological health issue is just wild.

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The Watch is now a portable electrocardiogram. What.

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We get it Apple Watch, you vape.

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The existing Apple Watch didn't end up being as obtrusively thick as I thought but it being thinner is still a welcome update.

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"Our most personal products"
"The ones you take with you wherever you go"

Aww yeah, iMac updates.

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It's quite nice seeing some of how Apple Park looks.

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It's Apple Event time. Prepare for a mild level of spammage.

Typography musing: The word 'descender' doesn't have any descenders.

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I was trying to access a particular website in the wayback machine, but it looks like it's completely broken because it's React-based and some of the key JavaScript wasn't archived. As a result, the site doesn't load at all - it's an entirely blank page.

Starting to worry about how many pages are going to end up like this. JS-free fallbacks aren't just about people who turn JS off in their browsers!

Toot! Toot! That’s the sound of the po-lice!

Cause if all I ever get to see is a wall of these, I’m just not gonna bother reading anything. awoo.space/media/2TpyI63QizzEk

I've literally switched to an illegitimate stream of the telly cause it provides a better watching experience than the official, legal-for-me-to-watch stream.

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Having to watch a minute of advertisements every time All4 dies (which is like, every five minutes) is rather getting on my nerves by now.

As far as I'm aware, Bristol North West is the only constituency in England that stretches several miles out into open water, going as far south as the southern end of North Somerset.

What a weird constituency.

Aside from the surreal memey-ness of the music video, that new Kanye track is just… bad.

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