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Ya might be lucky and get a Farfetch'd or a Machoke or something. Or you might get a Magikarp. Either way, everything I'm surprise trading today has Pokérus!

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And now doing it some more. Try your luck, maybe!

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Throwing some Pokemon with Pokérus on surprise trade cuz it’s Christmas so why not.

I’m probably not gonna be around on messengers or socials as much over the holidays so here’s some photos of my family’s cats in compensation.

Is this code for "you've caught every wild pokemon currently around" or what?

Speaking as someone who quite likes Armando Ianucci’s political comedies, The Death of Stalin is pretty neat, y’all.

One of my pokes got the Pokérus so of course I stayed up to spread it around instead of like, sleeping and stuff.

I’ve not updated either in a while, but hey, webdevs, did you know I have a couple of placeholder image services?

Put some magical space rocks on your website! placeholder.rocks

Or maybe you'd prefer some candy-coloured equines? placeponi.es

They should make it a law or something that you can’t come to work when sick. There’s so many people in the office who are coughing and sneezing that that I’d be having a goddamn heart attack if I were squeamish in any way.

For example, quite a few browsers will just reset input[type=“color”] to black if the pre-populated or programmatically entered value is invalid, so seemingly you can never toggle the `badInput` validity state.

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Fiddling with form ValidityState and wondering: Is it fair to say a browser doesn’t support a particular validation if it prevents you ever entering an invalid value?

*opens mouth*

*dance remix of the Gravity Falls theme comes out*

Top-tier lyrics the like of which the world has never seen before or since 

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Yeah, Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

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Every song on Lemon Demon’s Nature Tapes is a work of art and I will absolutely die on this hill.

I should totally reboot my blog that highlighted horrible Conservative Party. Seems the perfect time for it, no?

Exit polls are rarely dramatically wrong, so oof, that’s not fun to see.

#GeneralElection2019 

The Electoral Commission (or really, whoever is responsible for political advertising) should really extend the ban on attack ads to online sources. Shit like this should be as unacceptable on Facebook and YouTube as it is on ITV and Channel 4.

metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/tories-

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#GeneralElection2019 

The amount of reports of queues at polling stations and people abandoning them in order to go to work just emphasises how much election day outta be a national holiday or on a weekend.

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#GeneralElection2019 

A senior Russian politician loudly supporting Boris Johnson? Gee, I wonder why…

twitter.com/Zhirinovskiy/statu

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