As it happens, the latter function is exactly what I need right now. Guess I'll write it myself!
UK economy will suffer significantly in all Brexit scenarios, government report finds. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/28/uk-significantly-worse-off-under-all-brexit-scenarios-official-forecast-gdp
Sounds like a very, very good reason to not do it at all, eh?
Granted a lot of that is due to architectural changes, a different tech stack, and also four years more knowledge of how to do this shit.
IMMINENT SPACE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGD_YF64Nwk
Oh hey it turns out that not doing Brexit at all is an entirely practical and realistic option. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-court-case-article-50-ruling-theresa-may-supreme-justice-referendum-a8652731.html
Have some exceptionally well read Hamlet, in the original Klingon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRMGYQfXrs
Gay asylum seeker denied entry to UK because the Home Office says Kenya—where being gay can land you over a decade of jailtime—is "safe for gay people."
UK politics
UK austerity policies were driven by desire for social re-enginnering and not economic necessity, says UN human rights report.
Basically, the Tories purposefully plunged people into poverty whilst giving tax cuts for the rich.
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