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Holy hell the Mastodon API is way easier to use than the Twitter one. And it does streaming!

As it happens, the latter function is exactly what I need right now. Guess I'll write it myself!

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jQuery has a function that will search for a selector starting with the currently selected element and goes up the element tree (closest), but doesn't have one that starts with the current element and goes down the element tree. Seems like a weird inconsistency.

UK economy will suffer significantly in all Brexit scenarios, government report finds. theguardian.com/politics/2018/

Sounds like a very, very good reason to not do it at all, eh?

Granted a lot of that is due to architectural changes, a different tech stack, and also four years more knowledge of how to do this shit.

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I've started re-making my final year university project for my own personal use and I've done as much in two hours than I did in like three months of university.

I just spent like 10 minutes standing up and the Apple Watch didn't give me my standing point. I feel cheated.

Reading Wikipedia and being confused cause I don't remember an omnipotent space being played by William Shatner appearing in 30 Rock.

Turns out 3rd Rock from the Sun ≠ 30 Rock, stupid brain reading circuit.

I am all about Mars Cube One being shorted to MarCO. I love Marco.

A Mac Continuity feature I just realised I want: Remotely lock Mac from phone/watch, for times when I get up and go to a meeting and forget to do it, like just now.

Kim‽ boosted

Gay asylum seeker denied entry to UK because the Home Office says Kenya—where being gay can land you over a decade of jailtime—is "safe for gay people."

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/n

Bad wordplay with the word 'arboretum' 

What do you call a flowery boat dock? Harboretum.

What do you call a catgirl with flowers? Nya-boretum.

How do you get rid of unwanted flowers? Arbor-yeet-'em.

That was a good Doctor Who. This series has had some bangin’ episodes.

UK politics 

UK austerity policies were driven by desire for social re-enginnering and not economic necessity, says UN human rights report.

Basically, the Tories purposefully plunged people into poverty whilst giving tax cuts for the rich.

theguardian.com/society/2018/n

I left home in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to put my Apple Watch on. Be interesting to see how much I miss it.

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