Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

Commander Data: "Computer, resume normal illumination."
Alexa: *starts playing the Kaiser Chiefs*

Damn, they did a pretty good job on making these Pikes looking the same, I think. Kudos.

I’ve somehow managed to get three different 1Password icons on my dock.

With those numbers she literally only survived on the support of the DUP. I guess a billion quid buys some loyalty after all.

May stays in power by a mere 19 votes. Gotta say, curious how the people who said she was an unsuitable prime minister few weeks ago think she’s doing just fine now. 🙃

US court says websites are required to comply with accessibility regulations. https://www.lflegal.com/2019/01/dominos-ninth-circuit/

I am not joking.

It's funny how, in the midst of potentially government-overthrowing upheaval, the Commons still finds 20 minutes to discuss a bill on standards for the height of letterboxes on doors.

Younger people couldn't vote, EU nationals who have lived here for decades couldn't vote (but Brits who had migrated elsewhere with no intention of returning could!), people were told it was an advisory referendum and the result was non-binding.

To insinuate that going on with Brexit against all opposing evidence is THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE! is anywhere from misleading to a lie.

No. It's what a little more than half of the people who voted, voted for. Half of those who voted; not half of the electorate, not half of the population (many of whom were denied the right to vote).

I'm keeping an eye on the politics liveblogs and I'm getting annoyed at the repeated use of phrases like "it's what everyone voted for" regarding Brexit.

Wait, awoo.space has a feature that lets you just draw an imagine WITHIN Mastodon???

Black Mirror (2011)

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In an email I sent a coworker just now I combined the phrases "no skin off my back" and "like water off a duck's back" into "no water off my back" and what does that even mean??

Oh heck I forgot there was a GBBO New Years special. I guess that's my midnight sorted.

Don’t know why Picard never turned around and called Q an asshole to his face tbh

Severe psoriasis pro: It's like a snowglobe every time I take my trousers off.

Severe psoriasis con: There isn't meant to be a blizzard in my trousers.