Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

Someone should make an anime about the prime minister’s unexpected rise to power and name it BoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.

West of England Combined Authority declares climate emergency. https://www.westofengland-ca.gov.uk/climate-emergency-declared-west-england-combined-authority/

Kim just spent £ 189.99 at Amazon Marketplace. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

Kim just spent £ 241.08 at Amazon Marketplace. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

I’ve had this file saved on my laptop for three years in preparation for this day.

I suffered the perils of the smart home last night as I accidentally activated my wake up routine whilst asleep, which promptly woke me up at 4am.

Amazon is being fucky-wucky and has now refunded me most of that money without explanation. 🤨️

oh god.

It’s even hotter than it said it was gonna be this morning. That’s just rude, tbh.

Ow oof the shame

Kim just spent £ 426.68 at Amazon Marketplace. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!

“I say to all the doubters, DUDE!” — Boris Johnson, in a speech with all the eloquence of Trump

Oh jeez it's a high of 30°C here this afternoon.

Someone, please, avenge my death.

100% slow run strats.

Everyone plays Minecraft survival but why does no one play Minecraft deathvival where you need to finish the game but die as much as possible at the same time.

On this, the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, enjoy this track (one of my faves) that puts music to voice recordings from the moon landing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI

Short Treks season 2: Ooo, more Enterprise crew stuff—and H. Jon Benjamin shouting about tribbles. That's neat.

Lower Decks: Wow this animated adult comedy looks exactly like every other animated adult comedy. Quelle surprise.

Picard: Holy shit! Borgs! Seven of Nine! Data! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(I know we've actually done plenty I'm just annoyed at how governments just stopped trying so hard once that one thing got done.)

Fifty years ago today did man first set foot on the moon, and in all that time we've done bugger all since.

I mean, that's basically just all of the Brexiteer complaints in a nutshell.

Kipper rules Boris Johnson blamed on EU are actually British, says Brussels
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/18/boris-johnson-claims-about-kippers-fishy-brussels-says