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dumb dream I just had 

It was like one of those short promotional behind the scenes videos with clips interspersed with interviews.

They were making a modern day reboot movie of I.M. Weasel. The segment was about I.R. Baboon’s new backstory as an outcast, shunned by other baboons not for wearing clothes, but for his poor posture—which was described as “fish back.”

I.R. Baboon was voiced by Hank Azaria doing the Moe Syzlack voice.

Also they were rebooting Dexter’s Laboratory but in this one Dee Dee was also a genius with a secret lab; but still had an antagonistic relationship with Dexter because the type of science she did was “girly.”

Ah yes, that classic moviefilm: Marley, Marley and Me and Marley and Me.

work vent 

People who don’t know the technical aspects of how websites work shouldn’t be involved in specifying functionality for them. Yeah, your fancy form dialog selection screen thing is nice, but it’s also five to twelve hours more work than this perfectly viable other option that does exactly the same thing. :|

No unionist majority in Northern Ireland for the first time ever; Sinn Féin the largest party in Ireland for the first time ever.

Some bits have gotten better (the new input style = good improvement), some bits remain pretty bad (FABs = terrible UX), and I know the system is intended as a themeable baseline—my complaint is mainly with how Google themselves have implemented it.

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Potentially controversial opinion: I think Google's Material Design is a bit crap.

Like, the thought underpinning it is (mostly) sound, but I find the most recent version of it just kinda aesthetically bleh and surprisingly hard to parse in my limited experience as a user.

Microsoft seem keen to position themselves as better and more hip and happening with good design and practices, but good god some of the code they put out is still utter bollocks.

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Honestly how the ever-loving fuck did Microsoft manage to make a “customisable” SSO solution where the login, registration, and forgotten password pages all use totally different HTML to output the exact same fields????!!!!

The word "descender" doesn't have any letters with descenders in it.

Well shit eBay why don’t you tell us who won then, jeez.

Draft of govt’s replacement to the Common Agricultural Policy falls well short of EU’s environmental and wildlife protection standards. Quelle surprise.

theguardian.com/environment/20

Fun fact: There have only been five Catholic popes named Sixtus.

Don’t the Brexiteers setting off fireworks know that they were invented by FOREIGNERS???

(This tweet meant in jest at my noticing that today was Gorilla Suit Day… mostly.)

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