Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

The UK’s contract tracing app won’t even work unless you leave the app open and your phone unlocked.

That should really be the headline here. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_coronavirus_app/

Having a terrible time trying to catch all the new critters. Guess I'll watch TV. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

♫ First of May, first of May~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1GD_T-3oLU

Goose got coronavirus guys. I'm gonna have to "isolate" him. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Had this bottle of imported root beer waiting for a special occasion, but today I’m warm and tired and have done a bunch of housework, so today is good enough.

So nice of everyone to come to the grand opening of this currently closed store! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Achievement unlocked. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Mystery artist creatively vandalises mystery artist’s creative vandalism.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-52382500

Attendees of @UKPonyCon@twitter.com 2017 may recognise little of how the place looks now.

Very frustrating that England and Wales are publishing their daily coronavirus updates on whizzy interactive dashboards that http://Archive.org cannot cache.

Big ups to Scotland and Northern Ireland... who are just using a table.

Hmm, maybe I should find something else to name this component...

After seeing What We Do in the Shadows (finally) I can’t get the phrase “werewolves not swearwolves” out of my head.

aaaaa they're so cute when they sing together #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

So many adverts filmed on mobile phone cameras and faux conference calls right now we could probably fill out a Lockdown Ad Bingo card every ad break.

Huh, TIL that the show Friends premiered on my third birthday. If only it could’ve told me life was gonna be this way.

Vogueing. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

11th November 1918. MP for Newcastle Edward Shortt thinks that the century-old trouble with Ireland will soon end and everyone will start getting along.

Didn’t really work out, did it.

Went to the Asian supermarket, potentially found an intruder in the office, cooked a giant batch of rendang, and finished my latest Lego set. It’s been a “productive” day.

Interior design is my passion. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Find the date that I started self-isolating. 😬