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DuckDuckGo is trending because people are switching to it en masse. 👍️

The people who are switching are doing so because they think Google is anti-male and suppressing pro-conservative search results. 🤮️

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watch out for trans men today. it is both international men's day and trans awareness week, so trans men are at peak power levels. beware

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misgendering, transphobia 

A cis guy gets a small taste of the trans experience

Just like polls, audio tweets, and whatever mysterious gubbins they’ve since invented, don’t expect me to be using “fleets” because Twitter has locked third-party clients out of ever supporting them.

Apparently this map is mean and carved out a huge chunk of Virginia to represent the District of Columbia, which is why there was one left over. Such deceit.

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I spent a bunch of time lately staring at presidential election maps so I figured I'd try and label every state from memory for funsies. How'd I do?

(I'm not American and have no formal education on US geography on this plz don't laugh.)

I finally did the thing.
I finally listened to 100 gecs.

AP and Reuters both called PA for Biden basically simultaneously. I’ll call that a done deal.

Biden wins.

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uspol, silly trashpost and it doesn't reflect reality 

@astra calls it, the race is over

long may he reign

Oh shit it's November.

New 'Til Death Do Us Blart this month.

We should stop calling Trump's conspiracy theories "theories" because that implies there's actually any evidence supporting his batshit delusions.

It's probably true that the polls overestimated Biden's swing going into this election, but other than that they've generally been accurate.

The only state so far where the candidate leading the polls is not the projected winner has been Florida.

The only states that can make a significant difference now are swing states that aren't likely to have definitive results tonight.

This is a "to be continued..." election night, unfortunately. 😬️

The chequered flag falls and LEWIS HAMILTON IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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current waluigi levels are 69%

(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□

Verstappen 🤦
Russell 🤦
Albon 🤦

Everyone I like has a bad time.

Kim‽ boosted

no, y'know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your dansen *

Basically all of these graphs point to covid incidence rising significantly in September and I WONDER WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DID IN SEPTEMBER

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