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hey.

want to listen to a jazz cover of an Aphex Twin song?

no? TOO BAD.

youtu.be/2A-zCEMyNV4

@cat by design! It was initially sarcastic, since' it's completely impossible

blast processing is when you hit both the kick processor and the snare processor at the same time

Apple advert plays, showing sweeping shots of a black glass orb with a silver apple logo on it. The voice says: "Get the new Apple Orb
what does it do? fuck you. Fuck you for even asking. Don't drop it. Don't say we didn't warn you."
Text fades onscreen, it reads: "Starts at $999999 for 64GB version"

2019 article: "The new iphone revelutionises tech again by detecting nearby devices and charging you money for every single one that apple didn't make. It's made entirely from a new type of glass which can bend and now there's 2 notches. 1 of them doesn't do anything, it's just there to confuse you"

@jk i hope the rumours about their next device are true and it's just a hermetically sealed glass slab

@jk it would also help if anyone there gave a shit about making hardware instead of technologically advanced jewellery

@jk its been like 5 years since ive engaged with any aspect of apple's ecosystem and it's all been downhill in that time so i regret nothing

@jk im pretty sure smooth scrolling in itunes is a feature exclusive to apple computers

youtu.be/1-iPq3qWeQQ someone just up and made a gorillaz music video based on an incomplete animatic that they put out

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