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Mosquito bites 

@body@mastodon.social i got one in the sole of one foot once and now whenever I hear a mosquito whine i spring awake and don't go back to sleep until I've flattened it against the wall. The summer when that happened they had just started biting me incessantly and it just got worse and worse and worse, to the point of bites on my joints restricting the range of motion i had. So I feel you

@body@mastodon.social dunno how it is on your end but you do have to register here

@body@mastodon.social I'm in the same boat and i legally am

@wxcafe especially when slurs are paradoxically allowed but neutral descriptors are not

imagine if there was only one horse and it was called The Horse

@wxcafe they learned there was almost a coup over columbo I believe

@Fenreliania fortunately a lot of stuff here doesn't have unecessary gluten, just like. a weird amount of stuff. There's also occasionally weird gluten free stuff, like pesto? Even the cheapest pesto you can get here doesn't have gluten in it?

@Fenreliania This spice blend has to contain the most important spice, Wheat !

@noiob my house is either 30c or -3c. It only ventilates if the outside wind is strong enough to knock over medium-sized objects

@noiob just combine the market leaders into incongruent slurry, it's fine

Halo/Metroid/Doom crossover slice of life sketch, mildly implied alcohol 

This idea was worth less than the small amount of time I dedicated to it

@noiob in all seriousness I need to do this to mine, apparently you can convince it to output video over USB

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