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@envgen good name for a comedy electronic metal band

politic 

@body@mastodon.social when you believe in shooting homeless people you can believe you're whatever you feel is most aesthetic, since you clearly dont make decisions based on evidence of any kind

@SuricrasiaOnline you could write a shader that handles a lot of the phenomena via simulated cellulose fibres since they're responsible for a lot of how pages age

@envgen that's more bits than there are in real

@envgen other than farcically attempting to de-age celebrities, a lot of what tron and legacy do is very cheap to match or exceed nowadays

@envgen disney doesn't own neon and spandex yet. we could just do it

therapy 

@envgen do it like in the matrix

@Nine flat screens make this impossible mostly

@envgen but as with any skill it doesn 't just appear without you using it

@envgen with practice
the weird shape of your ears is meant to modify sounds as they come in to make the direction more obvious

@envgen i have a mobile version of your system basically in my work laptop and it's about as powerful as my personal laptop except it's half as thick, barely gets warm and is silent instead of sounding like a fighter jet on my desk

re: adult topics adjacent (mild), pithy scifi politic 

@body@mastodon.social apple computers presents: the borg

my android phone: "im connected to wifi. here's your 70mb/s"
every windows machine in the house: "what is this "why phi"? by what method is the net ethere'd? why would I "connect" to this "interconnected-network". Ok, fine. I'll fulfil your foul request. but only at .7kb/s"

@noiob sometimes things hit the glass itself

@noiob it's like the crumplezone of a car, it shatters so the screen is less likely to. a maleable plastic screen protector will not prevent a screen from shattering

gross insects 

@body@mastodon.social they are powered by spite

@body@mastodon.social good new name for them since they managed to get classified as terrorists in spite of obsessive and raptuous bootlicking

vent, employment 

too qualified for menial jobs, too "unqualified" for skilled jobs (no £36000 printout proclaiming my ability to do thing I plainly can do) Interacting with people fills me with such terror that I can't even maintain a facade of normality. the 2 jobs I did get were plainly scams in retrospect, which despite being at my expense look pretty bad on a CV. plus I'm trans.
I intend to live into my 30s but I dont know how that's going to be possible

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