Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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Look all I'm saying is, if you're already building a giant robot, why WOULDN'T you give it a horribly overwrought, dramatic name?
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okay this Oglaf comic has BDSM and, uh... the "extraction" of confessions, and it's much more *mildly* NSFW than Oglaf usually is, though there's naughty words (oh noes!) and that's all the CW I can figure out how to give you without spoiling the punchline: http://oglaf.com/duress/
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Spice up your relationship by insisting on speaking like a Metal Gear character
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boost this status and I'll give you 1 squid point!
guy at the table next to me at lunch is explaining what kerning is to someone.
but what he’s describing is line-spacing.
that feeling when you see a cute innocent Pokémon pic on twitter, retweet it, and then realize you forgot to check if the artist’s feed is all incredibly nsfw.
@tenta aw thanks! will do :)
patreon
as gross as the Patreon announcements are, if I ditch my pledges it's mostly going to impact the people I was backing.
I might as well raise my tiny pledges where I can, so their cut is a smaller %. We'll see if folks more to a new platform.
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I pissed off a telemarketer so bad that he called me back to curse at me.
??!?
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#np https://4lung.bandcamp.com/album/below-the-bering-strait
4lung is sick and this album is sick
@irisjaycomics consider: fiber optic tufts as the big feathers
@Dex ooh, I didn’t know it was meant to be Dragon! The Mega Evolution makes way more sense now.
okay tooters I have a question.
I love them dearly with all my heart but what the heck even is Ampharos.
- long neck
- cone ears
- no wool
- big lizard tail
- flippers???
- are those even hooves
how did we get from zappy sheep to this
https://awoo.space/media/zQQ-A0eBVA-7-frpAN8
@frameacloud oh, is there a big new user wave again? usually it’s 80% shitposting.
@ThePrussianBlue this is beautiful, I love it!
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"Being small doesn't stop him from protecting what matters most. It does, however, stop him from picking a fight."
Just finished my dragon for the ArtOrder call for submissions - Tiny Dragon!
🐉 ✨ For more information or to enter yourself, check it out here:
https://www.theartorder.com/wip.html✨ 🐉
#creativetoots #illustration #dragon #anthroart #anthro #art
@green I recently had an older stranger open with “so, did you lose a bet?”
I guess they couldn’t fathom any other reason why i’d have purple hair?
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
