Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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okay this Oglaf comic has BDSM and, uh... the "extraction" of confessions, and it's much more *mildly* NSFW than Oglaf usually is, though there's naughty words (oh noes!) and that's all the CW I can figure out how to give you without spoiling the punchline: http://oglaf.com/duress/
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Spice up your relationship by insisting on speaking like a Metal Gear character
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boost this status and I'll give you 1 squid point!
guy at the table next to me at lunch is explaining what kerning is to someone.
but what he’s describing is line-spacing.
that feeling when you see a cute innocent Pokémon pic on twitter, retweet it, and then realize you forgot to check if the artist’s feed is all incredibly nsfw.
patreon
as gross as the Patreon announcements are, if I ditch my pledges it's mostly going to impact the people I was backing.
I might as well raise my tiny pledges where I can, so their cut is a smaller %. We'll see if folks more to a new platform.
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I pissed off a telemarketer so bad that he called me back to curse at me.
??!?
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#np https://4lung.bandcamp.com/album/below-the-bering-strait
4lung is sick and this album is sick
okay tooters I have a question.
I love them dearly with all my heart but what the heck even is Ampharos.
- long neck
- cone ears
- no wool
- big lizard tail
- flippers???
- are those even hooves
how did we get from zappy sheep to this
https://awoo.space/media/zQQ-A0eBVA-7-frpAN8
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"Being small doesn't stop him from protecting what matters most. It does, however, stop him from picking a fight."
Just finished my dragon for the ArtOrder call for submissions - Tiny Dragon!
🐉 ✨ For more information or to enter yourself, check it out here:
https://www.theartorder.com/wip.html✨ 🐉
#creativetoots #illustration #dragon #anthroart #anthro #art
wow, Amaroq has improved dramatically as a client. No longer jumps around when refreshing and less surprise-boost prone!
it is 11:45 and I have already had too much computers for one day.
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After years of showing my bare ass to recruiters, LinkedIn finally banned me. Maybe this will get the emails to stop. https://mastodon.social/media/jTuJB8zkGpexVHHrvXw
I oughta get some more arts. I keep thinking about it and then immediately forget again.
The same faded sign was on several buildings, which seemed to have multiple unrelated offices. One is now a distillery, but there was also a plastics caster & a place with a pile of empty wire spools.
The original business might be long gone by now.
there’s a sign I’ve never seen before!
I wonder what I means. lots of warehousey light industrial buildings out here.
https://awoo.space/media/1g6Xoi_QVGvRCK5ZN3Y
that’s enough grumbledragon for today. It’s an inexplicably nice day despite being December, I oughta go out for a walk.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
