Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
maybe I should do some game design projects again after I finish quitting, as my excuse to learn new languages.
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"Want to come in," the first dragon said, "and see my hoard of gold?"
"You still sleep on gold?" said the other.
"So what are you on, Bitcoin?"
"Hardly. I hoard pillows."
"Ooh!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
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"The wa-wi-wu-we-wo?!"
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unsung heroes of early programming: the many women who, as factory weavers, assembled programs on rope memory.
interviewers expect us to implement linked lists on whiteboards because they are fundamental, but not weave or knit programs??? idgi. https://mastodon.social/media/_gpYfKQjzGd_XcxI5mM
This was once a bed, but it now belongs to cat.
https://awoo.space/media/IWpfCgX9c3eFoOiuaXg
https://awoo.space/media/EHjiU40lB6AiqhsSIgA
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anyway here is a bunch of traps of a dragon with a host of Very Polite Kobolds who agree that it's very clever
https://coinsandscrolls.blogspot.ca/2018/02/osr-postwalds-cunning-deathtraps.html
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"how nerds destroy the world" (pictures for sad children)
> have i told you about
> how nerds destroy the world
> take conspicuous consumption as a lifestyle choice and combine it with early hardware adoption
> and you have great swaths of gadgetry out of stock because they're incrementally better than the last model
> then there are landfills full of functioning electronics
> wasted time, resources, money, etc.
> the best part is these things were never really necessary
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hey. we haven't been able to find a place to stay yet and we're running out of time! pls help us find somewhere in the CA bay area to stay
our budget's still $700 a month. info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQTz-tJvVb5ofbmcgrUjQTvjKCaairswezP9HY8NHO-xhUW42xIf9WUDn9dak-RMarPBkAuvnJTXbLh/pub
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overwatch puppy bowl
https://www.twitch.tv/playoverwatch
Overwatch. Puppy. Bowl.
what’s the correct form for pinging an artist who said that your commission was almost ready, but then came down with pneumonia?
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Oh
Did you know moist hay bales are dangerous?
They can catch on fire.
Yes. Really.
https://www.ag.ndsu.edu/news/newsreleases/2011/july-25-2011/don2019t-risk-hay-fires/view
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lewd phrase pun
girl, back that ass up
data recoverability is a serious issue
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Thinking of all the uncharitable descriptions of a lot of gambling games and i opined with "baccarat is a centrifuge designed to separate rich idiots from money"
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Lin-Fa is a wise, compassionate dracophidian (think "like a dragon, but a snake") who belongs to the Cupid division of the Cosmos Corps. Cupid are the Corps' medics and therapists, and Lin-Fa is one of the latter. She is a calm listener and good at coming up with stories that resonate with others, and is a trusted advisor to anyone not afraid of snakes large enough to eat an adult human whole.
She technically doesn't eat meat, although she has subtle magical powers related to perceiving mental landscapes and hunting down harmful illusions, and this is how she sustains herself. https://dragon.style/media/yWemEEc-BAYxATwmNt8
ace comics!
I just saw an excellent comic on asexuality & aromanticism from @sdamned@twitter.com that I wanted to recommend here!
This is just the first page, read the whole thing on their twitter:
- https://twitter.com/sdamned/status/963836919598563328
- https://twitter.com/sdamned/status/963837186008215552
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i suppose it's a demand-side phenomenon, turns out theres a LOT of people who are Hungry For Lore, even when (or especially when) there is none
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it's weird how often you see someone talking about e.g. the production of a video game or a movie, in a way that treats the people responsible as, i guess, of superhuman genius? like "could this blooper reel actually mean THIS?" or "surely this beta screenshot means they were thinking about this" and in every case it's like, no, that decision was arbitrary & meaningless, and everyone makes mistakes, and some things have no explanation, and they're just regular people just like you
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
