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Dex 🔞 - :dex:

a Ko-Fi sketch from @saiyanhajime@birdsite! please don't ask how those earbuds stay in!

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:newl: niss@chitter.xyz :newr:

merr lizmas

[if u know the source of these photos pls lmk]

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Balinares

shitpost, erp 

@leafnoodle "Erp!" is definitely what I say when someone touches my business. c_c

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shitpost, erp 

does it now

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Nate Cull (.social)

Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."

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:collar: Good Girl Energy

Heterosexuality? In THIS economy?

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going all the way for making your own boba is rather fun, but also whoops that’s a lot of dirty dishes :p

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polysap 

gosh I love this lizard and this bug

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dragons, vore shitpost 

oh good, the vore blankets are available in dragon now!

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Gabs, doggy dog

nice hat

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local cat with many beans

slaps this out too

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Butternuts 🦆

mr sandman
sand me a man
make him the smoothest
200 grit can

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

@masklayer Perhaps the real friends were the friends we made along the way

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kasran, fourier transfemme

what's up gamers it's friday and i have a cute new icon by lucacrow.tumblr.com

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halcy​ :icosahedron:

git commit --crimes

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Gabs, doggy dog

Snungl

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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉

I remain perpetually grumpy that we killed Flash, but never replaced it with anything.

Even if modern JS can replicate the features, there's no easy platform where you can easily get started and play around and *make something* and publish it.

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local cat with many beans

"i need to make a deltarune oc" i say shortly before my old undertale oc kicks me in the mouth and demands a redesign

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Pupkin Spice Computer

After my coffee I'm back up to my normal human number of bones which is somewhere around 20.

Yeah, 20 bones sounds right

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Pupkin Spice Computer

Big Science doesn't want you to know that you change the number of bones you have during the day. For instance, when I wake up, I only have a skull and one singular fucked-up-Tetris-piece of a bone to get from place to place until I get a cup of coffee

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