Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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happy GNU/year, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus year
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Super wolf moon on the 1st and it’s going to be year of the dog 2018 get here already
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in 2019 the main type of fashion will be a dakimakura with a picture of yourself on it, which has holes for your arms and your legs (no neck hole)
It’s really surprising that even though they call her a shapeshifter, she doesn’t have a human form and is just a dragon all the time.
Oh well. It’s probably for the better. I bet if she did they’d find some way to make it weird.
I’ve been playing a bunch of Fire Emblem Awakening after @BurritoAlPastor@twitter.com gave it to me, and would like to remind everyone that Nowi is the cutest seadragon and will also obliterate you.
https://awoo.space/media/8fSdk_LgpjCGKPIRG8k
I’m proud of all y’all, every one of you. You’ve made it through the year and that was no easy feat this time.
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sticky, suggestive, birdsite screenshot
presented without comment https://scalie.club/media/-XIrdL0w1YusHrDFn6U
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I'M A ROBOT AND I NEED TO BE SPANKED.
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/im-a-robot-and-i-need-to-be-spanked/
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Finally finished this idea for #DnD dolphin-people which I started back in August. #painting https://awoo.space/media/TS5fW8YtaXgx_PBxuWM
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Fav if sphere, boost if orb
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Older Americans are always on their phones. Except their phones are 55” on the diagonal, attached to a wall in every room, and blaring their sound to annoy everyone, and also not interactive at all.
I’m occasionally seeing posts lately that don’t wordwrap right on Amaroq. A line’ll just extend way off the screen with no way to view it.
It seems very recent? something an instance fork is doing maybe?
programming
this guy also keeps nitpicking other peoples unit tests: “I could replace the function with `return the value you assert for` and it would pass”
yeah, I’m really worried about malicious implementations of my own code, dude.
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over the years I’ve lost all patience for engineers who treat “code they don’t like” as “objectively wrong and broken”.
you can’t say “it’s fragile and doesn’t work” about *things which have worked for years*! even if they’re icky! even if they’re in the way of your refactoring!
holy heck BLFC booking is a nightmare now. Failed to get a room despite being ready the moment it opened.
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this has been your yearly update. if any of these predictions come true expect me to gloat annoyingly about it for a solid hour this time next year
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- Maw Lust is going to hit peak saturation when someone makes a fursuit that's just a gigantic set of teeth and nothing else
- i've been saying it for years: don't count out squirrels. i think squirrels and woodland creatures in general will rise this year
- the world will continue to be a tumultuous nightmare, and we will further come to appreciate the gentle identity and social fantasy that seemingly pointless furry drivel offers us
- Shape of Water will DEFINITELY lead to more fucky fish furs
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fursona market predictions for 2018:
- alt fursonas are out, corrupted/monstery/big 'n' fierce versions are in
- snakes. snakes are gonna be huge. reptiles in general are due for a comeback, but 2018 is the year everyone's gonna into snake people
- birds will keep climbing, as they rightfully should
- hyenas will slowly decline, but that's okay-- hyena furs who stick to their guns will be rarer and more valuable in future years
- a major celebrity will admit they're into vore on instagram
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
