@irisjaycomics Why not try spandex sheets? Local postfurries swear by the smooth slippery feel of this innovation!
Moms hate this one weird trick; you won't want to leave your bed!
@emanate @irisjaycomics Mmmmmmmmmaybe.
@irisjaycomics @Momentrabbit @emanate @literorrery
It's not a sex thing, they're just really nice sheets. :-)
(But also good for sex.)
@irisjaycomics @emanate @literorrery It's like sleeping on Elastigirl. HAHAHA THAT'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL AND RELATABLE THING TO THINK AIN'T IT oh ghod so strrrrretchy...