Hot Take on Amazon (CW: ground meat)
You know you're in the bad future when the #Brand that just bought the local bourgeoisie grocer is displaying its new ownership with the shaped eviscerated and ground remains of a once living creature.
The yard is really just an ongoing life task as I get time, not really anything that has to happen on a deadline. Taking a week off to relax and enjoy myself is a legitimate use of my time and I can get back to the weeding next weekend.
Okay. At this point, I'm officially behind on a few things, but a note on my Patreon saying the monthly story is going to be a week late should be okay. I spent the time on a CLAW submission that will be a bonus post if it's not accepted, and a big of magical essay work that may go up once it's been edited for public consumption. So, it's not like I did no work this month. I just can't show it yet. And I have the story idea done. I just need to compose it. Porn.
I keep thinking about a #Narbonic TV series. Jonathan Coulton's "You Ruined Everything" as a title theme; "I'm Your Moon" for the final kiss at the end of the series.
FROM THE PATREON: Fucking Machines month kicked off two weeks ago! i feel like having your parts removed and your sockets cleaned out would be like ASMR to robots. at least, if I were a robot, it would be to ME.
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Magic
Tonight was glorious. Full write-up as and when I have time. Ritual of belonging successful, I hope. Signs point to positive at least. We had team shirts made, I invented multiple new foodcrimes, I got to share a kitchen with somebody who made smashburgers, another friend bought unusual sodas, and Amphora set up a hookah for us. Somebody left the hippo alone with the bowl, and now I am pleasantly cruising at an altitude of several million kilometers. It was a good day.
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